I love the Matrix and it is still my movie of choice when testing out sound and video systems (the lobby fight scene works great for this), but I would have...

Well I wasn't taking me seriously, does that count? and I can't really the remember the last time I had a rational train of thought

What kind of question is that, why not have the question the other way around as well?  How about just using the right product for the job?  Oh well at...

Must... kill... for... raising... hopes!!!

What is happening here is the way in which SQL allows you to order results.  If SQL can match the alias in the ORDER BY clause to one in the...