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...and the DBA hears this little voice saying "Hey man, nice shirt". About the same time, the developer hears another little voice that says "Wow, those shoes are great, where...
October 10, 2006 at 12:13 pm
...and the bartender says: "What is this? Some kind of joke?"
October 5, 2006 at 12:52 pm
From Books On Line regarding Start Up Parameters:
"-c: Shortens startup time by starting an instance of SQL Server independently of the Service Control Manager, so that SQL Server does not...
August 28, 2006 at 12:49 pm
This script will move the files:
use master
Alter database tempdb modify file (name = tempdev, filename = 'f:\data\logs\tempdb.mdf')
Alter database tempdb modify file (name = templog, filename = 'f:\data\logs\templog.ldf')
As far as I...
August 21, 2006 at 1:53 pm
Indeed, it's just sad that the focus was on us. Maybe I'm a little oversensitized since my whole area seems to be the butt of jokes (most times deservedly) and banana republic political antics dating...
April 13, 2006 at 11:18 am
Funny you should post that. By means of an update, one of our local news stations got hold of this and aired a report last night. Now the county ruling...
April 13, 2006 at 7:36 am
It only gets better. This quoting from their own 'Scam Alert' section:
April 12, 2006 at 3:17 pm
(losely quoting Tom Cruise's appearance on Matt Lauer....)
"GPF, GPF, GPF, GPF, you're glib. You don't even know what ethics is."
April 4, 2006 at 2:24 pm
Back when I was just learning administration I had a unix admin looking over my shoulder one weekend while we were doing an upgrade. It turned out that we needed additional...
April 4, 2006 at 1:37 pm
Well, if sqlservr.exe is missing it sounds like you may have uninstalled SQL server itself and not just the service pack. Or it's possible you may have disk corruption that's...
March 24, 2006 at 1:17 pm
March 24, 2006 at 12:20 pm
We've performed upgrades in the past from 7 to 2000 by restoring the databases and never had issues with this. During the restore, SQL Server will recognize that it's a...
March 24, 2006 at 8:29 am
As far as slipstreaming the install (having SQL Server and the SP's all on one set up CD) I posted a question about this a while back and the answer...
March 22, 2006 at 12:23 pm
"Let me know if I get a finder's fee or if any CIO openings show up, I can end up on the short list. "
Actually, our CEO just retired. If we...
March 17, 2006 at 9:34 am
This looks kind of like a beefed up version of the Verizon XV6700 that I've been looking at. They both have the slideout keyboard from the back that changes the...
March 17, 2006 at 8:41 am
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