My big beef is with the date functions. I often have to calculate how many years, months and days between two dates. SQL will tell you that there...

Every place I have worked has forbidden discussion on salaries. It is a firing offense.

I'm OK with that. If someone in the same position as I am is...

Although it's written for 2000, the best book by far that I have found is "Hitchhiker's Guide to SQL Server 2000 Reporting Services" by Peter Blackburn and William Vaughn.

I believe...

And there's no shame in RUNNING!!!!

I have my second black...

"We focus on the tenents - Courtesy, Integrity, Perserverance, Self Control, and Indomitable Spirit."

That's interesting. We focus on the five hearts - Faith, Respect, Perseverance, Patience, and Humility.

Religion is...

To all of you who have dropped out of martial arts due to injury, I have to recommend T'ai Chi. It is a very powerful martial art and you...

Well, I am all of the above.

I have been studying T'ai Chi for years, and it is a wonderful thing. I also am a singer and play keyboard. ...

Hah! You have a point about Texans!

BTW, love the screw/bolt joke.:P

Many Americans are not just culturally ignorant, but are culturally resistant. I live in Texas, and more and more signs are in both English and Spanish. People actually...

I view laughter as medicine. I am the biggest cut-up and, fortunately, I work with light-hearted people.

CUSA - I love it!

Here's a joke to offend people on both sides...

I'm afraid I'm a weenie when it comes to DIY, but I sure admire people who do it.

I can DIY with girlie stuff, though. I can make clothes or...

I, too, hated to write in high school. It took a hard-nosed college professor to teach me how to write and to get me to enjoy it. I...

I keep it simple and mostly manual or I won't do it. If I have lots of different things to do, I keep a paper list - simple. ...

Thanks, Jack.

I will check that report out. Gotta run to a meeting now . . .