You need to do everything via the E-Connect Stored Procedures or you risk breaking GP. It is quite a beast. I looked at this a couple of years back and...

I'm a developer.

The DBA is in charge of the database but I'm in charge of what goes inside it 🙂

Fortunately "Very Large File" did not appear as a choice or I may not have got my point 😉

All of my family use Facebook a lot. It's good fun as well as providing a platform for some interesting debates.

I also get to see what my grandson (nice...

Alternatively, Bananas contain 0.3% acid (they really do) and would provide John with a tasty alternative to his problem.

I've just discovered that a key index is 97.8% fragmented, so

Bits and Pieces by the Dave Clark Five

I wasn't expecting the question to appear today - I was advised it would be tomorrow. That would have given me the opportunity to express the "fun" side of the...

Merry Christmas (and a Happy New Year) to all!

Kit, I loved your song. I guess the UK has a higher proportion of atheists than the US but I assure you...

Seriously, I'm with the Arial brigade. It's clear, crisp and universal. Don't use any background colours or anything else that may distract from what you're trying to say.

Anything apart from [font="Comic Sans MS"]Comic Sans![/font]

Unless you're applying for a job as a clown.

True, but there are always new members here. And one in seven (so far) has got it wrong.

I'm an SQL contractor.

Skills get you the interview.

Personality and attitude get you the job. 🙂

I think it was a Tuesday.

I still have a Compaq Portable 😛

I assure you that it's nearly always the other way around 😉