Okay, do a screenshot of a grid capture of the table contents, then. Anything that shows the data in the system being evaluated. Otherwise it's not guaranteed that the two...

I think the general complaint is that the question was made ambiguous when it didn't need to be. Leaving the table structure and contents undefined did not lend anything to...

Well, turns out the 'after' query was only faster for a couple of executions on the test machine after we had been running queries for a while and the large...

Yes, I know that part. This statement is only being called once, though - if I call the 'before' multi-statement UDF a single time from SSMS, it takes over an...

Clearly the error in today's question comes from a glitch in last week's conversion of the site to use BigTable.