Hopefully this helps someone else...

I got Itzik Ben-Gan's book Inside MS SQL Server 2008 T-SQL Querying, and basically modified one of his SQL queries to suit my problem. ...

Answered my own question... ("Re-search. It means 'look again', don't it?") After a few minutes of surfing, I found this: http://stackoverflow.com/questions/2120544/how-to-get-cumulative-sum, which I basically tweaked for my own...

You could always have Reporting Services do the pivot... just drop a matrix onto your report...

I'm needing to get the most recent AP_Ex.Ap_Expt_Date for each AP_Ex.Student_ID

SELECT Max(AP_Ex.Ap_Expt_Date) As LatestDate, AP_Ex.Student_ID

FROM...

GROUP BY AP_Ex.Student_ID;

Do you really mean Modals? Or do you really mean Models? From the context, it would appear you mean "Models".

Do you mean aside from the fact that it requires the Enterprise version of SQL Server?

Usually, when an .LDB file is still around, the Access database was not closed properly. Standard way of fixing the problem is to delete the LDB file and then...

Maybe the best way to handle this is to put your read only tables in one or more filegroups that are separate from your read/write tables. Then you can...

use the same password on both servers or set up impersonation.

I would say so... Question 3 is a dead giveaway.

Answering this is likely not going to get me anywhere, but anyway...

I agree with everyone else... There's just no way around it: T-SQL is a LOT more flexible and powerful...

Evaluation editions are fully functional - the only limitation is that the license is only good for 180 or so days.

FWIW, I rebuilt the VM, and only installed Ofc 2007, and it worked fine.

this is gonna sound somewhat contrarian, but oh well...

Certifications are so-so. Experience trumps certifications almost every time. I know an MVP here in town that has zero certifications,...

Maybe I don't get it, but are you saying "I understand that I should normalize, but I don't want to."? It would be easier to delete a single child...