Yet another reason I will only work for a small company.

Your accomplishments are noticed and measurable. Screw up enough and you're out. Simple and effective.

Left the corporate world very early...

RC Helicopters. Yes, I would put down programming and never ever ever look back if I could.

ALTER FUNCTION [dbo].[fn_FindProcedures]

(

@Text varchar(100)

)

RETURNS TABLE

AS

RETURN

(

SELECT DISTINCT A.Name FROM SysObjects A INNER JOIN SysComments B ON A.ID = B.ID AND

B.Text like '%' + @Text + '%'

)

After programming for 10 years, going through burn out, and almost being divorced because of the long hours and stress, I have learned that always trying to move forward and...

I have been developing in VB.NET since .NET 1.0 and years of VB 5/6 before that. Over time I have become a very object oriented programmer, even develop tools in...