In case anyone is interested, this is what I was trying to do:

Turn table a:

[font="Courier New"]subordinate boss ...

Matt,

It does! Thank you so much!

-Nate

I tried it again on a slightly different server on which I have access to the Windows Event Log, and I got the following:

[font="Courier New"]Cannot retrieve row from page (1:1008)...

I posted this in the wrong forum by accident but I can't seem to delete it - never mind.