A little misunderstanding Boss. WHAAAAT!!! THIS IS NOT A MISUNDERSTANDING!!!!! THIS IS YOU NOT USING THOSE HOLES ON THE SIDE OF YOUR HEAD!!!! ORNAMENTS!!!! Boss, burn and turn do sound...

Fortunately I do not need to worry about that. I have people who do the maths. I am a bit, no a lot, dumb where it comes to maths.

Sorry Lynn, my bad!:blush:

I take it Mrs V is your wife. Make her agree by being reliable to her.

Jeff, you are a comic you know that?

Hugo, thanks for looking out for us but let me just say that even though I have been scarce here at SSC I...

I have been reading all the comments and yes, I am not one of the sharpest pencils in the packet when it comes to sql but I have an idea....

Thank you Richard, you have just solved a problem for me of an old problem of giving a valid age. Yes, I know there are most probably many solutions out...

Hi MyDoggieJessie,

What a very interesting and absolutely efficient way of tracking changes on your server/s. Two questions though.

1. Can a person not capture the actual changes that was changed? For...

Thanks...

The program will be installed on each computer, yes. I actually need the details like ram size, cpu, motherboard etc. so that when any of these change the database can...

One of my clients, a company with about 60 employees, have a nice kitchen and break area which they call the entertainment area which the employees have to share with...

But talking about dumb and lizard brain makes you look like...

fregatepllada (12/15/2014)

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In advanced search situation instead of creating acrobatic code on back end I just added a simple validation on front end that at least one input parameter has to...

Sorry, I meant to add this piece. God is good! I was going to do nested while loops and then after asking Him to help, He guided me to your...

Thanks for a great article. This is exactly what I was looking for. However, I saw one flaw (if it is a flaw).

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