Gaby, this would be a very nice feature if only I can use it. I am on a computer with Vista Home Basic, Office 2007 and SQL Server 2008 and...

Barry, a very nice script indeed and I have already added it to my bag of tricks. A question though: I see some tables in my database that looks like...

I'm afraid all the results in your query is indexes that already exist in my database.Am I missing something? I'll have to go through your query step by step to...

Dunno really what to make of this script. I'll have to take time and go through it some more but I like the idea of setting up tables with holidays...

Great script Jack! Thanks for this and I know its been out for a while already but I have been real busy. This will help me a lot. I will...

I like the KISS principle. Keep It Simple Stupid. What is easier to read: A = B and B = C or A==B && B==C. Why do I need to...

DBA's have the assumption that all developers are bad for a database or bad SQL programmers. Well, I am a develepor cum DBA but before I had to operate as...

Charles, you must be talking about the way Java, C# and other languages is working. To me it is plain stupid that you have to use == for one thing...

I agree with Michael, it's not that SQL is difficult, in fact I think T-SQL is quite easy, it's making it perform that can be seen as difficult, and that...

Jack Corbett (4/1/2009)

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My favorite help desk call was when the Paper Mill I worked out was shut down for maintenance so many areas had no power. Then I got...

Excuse me, I am being dumb again, but I don't see the purpose of such a mobile datacentre. My server/s has my data for my company in it, why would...

I also have 2 peeves. This happened to me today. A user (they can be the pits!) asked me today if there is a problem with the server because she...

Father, forgive me for I have sinned. I sing, whistle, talk and make all sorts of noises when I work. I talk loud on the phone especially when I try...

The only real issue I have with people are the ways people let small issues get to them in such a way that they let it rule their day. It's...

Michael Valentine Jones (3/27/2009)

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Ed Salva (3/27/2009)

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"convince them your a nut and that they had better stay away from you." -- Grasshopper

never been able to successfully accomplish this, can't seem to...