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So, getting my 8 and 10 year old grand kids to take showers during the Covid crisis has been tough. Today, after a lot of begging, the 8 year...
August 12, 2020 at 5:27 pm
Excel: enable bad solutions
Access: implement bad solutions that require other bad solutions in order to function
PowerBI: Automate all the bad solutions with a bad process, and call it "data science"
August 11, 2020 at 1:12 pm
How would Microsoft actually handle this case though, without disabling the ability to convert MAR1 into the 1st of March for the rest of the users? If the trick would...
August 10, 2020 at 2:10 pm
Then you must not be familiar with the FLDSMDFR (pronounced "fl-dzz-mm-duh-fur"), the inspiration for all my acronyms at work. Now I have to go build a function with that name...
July 14, 2020 at 5:30 pm
I've decided to add my name to the list of Steve's around here. My first post on SSC was about 1 year ago. When I signed up I wasn't...
July 14, 2020 at 4:13 pm
If Steve finds an obit link and you worked with him, please think about leaving a post on the memorial stating what impact he may have had on you. I...
June 29, 2020 at 4:19 pm
Then you grow up and find out that your family crossed the pond in 1643 and was farming in Pennsylvania and Ohio by the time Mozart was...
June 22, 2020 at 9:26 pm
always figured you to be more of a Bach fan.
Y'know, you grow up and pick up an instrument, and you learn about all these people in the far off mists...
June 22, 2020 at 7:05 pm
Yeah, I forgot about Dragon. completely inconsistent, one time it would work perfectly and I'd feel like I was living in the future. Then it would be complete trash for...
June 15, 2020 at 2:33 pm
And now, how to put the brakes on a migration project...
Break your wrist on a bicycle ride so you only have one hand to type with and no immediate...
June 15, 2020 at 12:46 pm
Agreed with both of the above, everyone creates their own gates because it helps their sanity. Being able to work with people means controlling the chaos from both sides and...
June 12, 2020 at 2:35 pm
So, you want to split the values in the first table, and return results WHERE Country NOT LIKE('%'+split.Value+'%') , right?
Edit: I would say, first suggestion is to normalize the data...
June 11, 2020 at 6:48 pm
David.Poole wrote:Still wearing SQLBits clothes from 2014!
That's a really long time, David. You should at least change your underwear every one or two weeks. 😀
I think that's probably enough...
June 11, 2020 at 6:42 pm
I've been working from home for four years now, and I think it's more about your management comfort level and the specific people involved that drive this decision. My manager...
June 11, 2020 at 6:35 pm
So much for my dreams of the epic saga of the SELECT as told by the heroic defender of the faith....
June 10, 2020 at 6:53 pm
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