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RE: Using COALESCE and also trying to multiply and divide
CELKO (9/3/2014)
Celko, you could really use a charm school course.
A few decades ago, when I started posting on CompuServe, etc. I was super-polite and politically correct. Nobody heard me....
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RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?
dwain.c (9/2/2014)
GilaMonster (9/2/2014)
"The inserted table only contains the rows inserted into the table. I need rows from other tables as well. Hence I can't use a set-based solution"Err.. ok...
Bwahaha! ...
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RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?
So it sounds like this is finally the long-awaited seminar on DBCC TimeWarp?
Edit: and, apparently for expert users of that undocumented feature, since it will require the usage of such...
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RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?
rodjkidd (8/27/2014)
One of the PM's near me is having a meting at his desk. Explaining something to another person. They are almost replying with umhum with metronomic precision. It's gone... -
RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?
Lynn Pettis (8/14/2014)
Evil Kraig F (8/14/2014)
djj (8/14/2014)
ChrisM@Work (8/14/2014)
remember '76/'77
Wish I could remember what last year was like, I remember some nice days for '77 as I have a picture...
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RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?
rodjkidd (8/13/2014)
Ed Wagner (8/13/2014)
rodjkidd (8/13/2014)
Ed and Jason,Some serious rain there. Glad to hear you are all OK.
Rodders...
Thanks for all the well wishes, everyone. Things are starting to dry...
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RE: How can I hide a picture's watermark in Reporting Services? Can I a second image? Please, help!!
ramon.gonzalez (8/11/2014)
We own the copyright but is not esthetic....Then shouldn't you just ask the media content owner to generate one without the watermark?
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RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?
Sean Lange (8/7/2014)
GilaMonster (8/7/2014)
Ed Wagner (8/7/2014)
Put them in the same boat as WC.Speaking of... If you tried running a query against a table (a simple select) and if never returned,...
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RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?
Jesus Grant, you throw this one to the OP like it's a "querying for dummies" book or something, and while I cannot disagree that reading it would give you a...
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RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?
LutzM (8/3/2014)
Lynn Pettis (8/3/2014)
Eirikur Eiriksson (8/3/2014)
Where was that Crystal Ball again when one needs it, certain I've seen it somewhere...
Actually, I think the Crystal Ball is needed here. I...
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RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?
GilaMonster (8/4/2014)
Ed Wagner (8/4/2014)
GilaMonster (8/4/2014)
And vague question of the week award goes to: http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic1599205-391-1.aspxI want to make my search query faster and accurate.
DO i need to use any algorithem in...
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RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?
SQLRNNR (7/30/2014)
Grant Fritchey (7/30/2014)
Early in this discussion the people who posted some sophomoric comments
Let's just call a spade a spade. Yes my comment was less than mature, but...
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RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?
TomThomson (7/29/2014)
The Dixie Flatline (7/29/2014)
Country music is grounded in three chords and the truth.But which music is grounded in three discords and a white lie?
Easy, bagpipes.
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RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?
Steve Jones - SSC Editor (7/28/2014)
Koen Verbeeck (7/28/2014)
This guy can explain it better than I can:
Very interesting.
I hope we've avoided some of that, though...
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RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?
GilaMonster (7/28/2014)
The Dixie Flatline (7/28/2014)
Could I get a show of hands of how many people really hate starting a statement with a semicolon? (;WITH) and if so, why?...
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