I'm not aware of anything that could do this.

You might try, strictly experimentally, feeding the code into an AI engine and seeing if you can build a prompt that will...

Reviving 10 year old zombie threads should probably be a no-no.

Oh wow man. That's harrowing, at best. Fingers crossed for you and Trigg both.

And database triggers (mostly) suck.

Is there any circumstances where you would allow code with a  'SELECT * ' to go into production?

I believe this should NEVER happen.  There is a discussion that some...

She did have a shedload of LIKEs.  The "upgrade" on the site years ago hasn't helped much...

My dad was a Mergenthaler Lin-O-Type operator.  He set type for decades.  I learned about etaoin shrdlu from him probably more than 70 years ago.

He had a favorite trick...

Strong suggestion, don't store the images in the database. Can you? Yes. VARBINARY(MAX) would be the way to go. However, it really negatively impacts a whole slew of things from...

It's a VM and operates like a VM. Attached storage will act like attached storage. I'm not sure where you're going with this. As I said before. It's going to...

Right there with you Jeff & Andrew. Stuff like this makes so many things more difficult.

Agreed. When we start reaching a limit, we should reconsider the approach. I can only assume someone needing that many parameters is trying to process a lot of data...

Ha! Yeah, no kidding. However, someone, with a bunch of money, went...

Your best bet is to use the Azure Pricing Calculator or directly contact support. And remember, it's not just storage costs. Are you moving data OUT of Azure? That...

Export, backup, whatever. It's going to look & act like a drive inside the VM.

If you create a container inside your storage account, you can then use the mount command to mount it as NFS storage inside the VM.

Something like this (example code from...

I couldn't agree more about being prepared ahead of time. When I read your post, what immediately came to mind were two words: Crowdstrike 🙂    That horrible morning...