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hor_netuk (7/21/2011)
I know times are hard, but a job alert email subscription delivered me the attached vacancy today. For the record, I won't be applying. 😛Hornet
Might be alright for...
July 21, 2011 at 2:17 am
Gianluca Sartori (7/19/2011)
There's someone you all know that deserves your vote here[/url].I'm sure you know who I'm talking about. 😉
Congrats Jeff.
July 19, 2011 at 9:10 pm
Tom.Thomson (7/19/2011)
SQLRNNR (7/19/2011)
When is a table not a table?Maybe I'm breaking the rules, talking technical on the thread: but Jason asked a technical question, so I've written a technical answer.
Maybe...
July 19, 2011 at 9:00 pm
Might be useful to summarise today's/yesterday's Dilbert (with credit to Scott Adams):
Dilbert: "This class will make me more efficient."
PHB: "I don't want you to be more efficient. You're working...
July 19, 2011 at 1:00 am
The Dixie Flatline (7/15/2011)
If someone comes around [a] place of work with a baseball bat and says "Nice little database server you got here... be a shame if something should...
July 17, 2011 at 5:08 pm
Koen Verbeeck (7/14/2011)
Koen Verbeeck (7/13/2011)
Gianluca Sartori (7/13/2011)
Crystal ball needed here. I forgot mine at home. 😀
I handed him "a" solution. And that he doesn't complain, he got *exactly* what he...
July 14, 2011 at 1:23 am
Fal (7/13/2011)
GAH! Where's the nearest wall? I need to bang my head against something. :crazy:Steve.
Alright! Oyster shell wall fits the bill I thinks. Unless someone...
July 13, 2011 at 11:42 pm
GAH! Where's the nearest wall? I need to bang my head against something. :crazy:
Steve.
July 13, 2011 at 6:03 pm
Brandie Tarvin (7/8/2011)
GilaMonster (7/8/2011)
Craig Farrell (7/8/2011)Saturday's article: Why some DBAs are Nincompoops. Sunday's article: Retraction of previous article with editing: Why ALL DBAs are Nincompoops.
Monday's article: Why some...
July 8, 2011 at 7:20 pm
george sibbald (7/7/2011)
DBCC timewarp specialists please.......http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic1138604-146-1.aspx?Update=1
What he needs is repeated applications of the Undo command as shown in the attachment. A new undocumented Denali feature. :hehe:
Steve.
July 8, 2011 at 1:36 am
ALZDBA (7/7/2011)
David Burrows (7/7/2011)
GSquared (7/7/2011)
July 7, 2011 at 7:05 am
GilaMonster (7/7/2011)
Fal (7/6/2011)
Well, I did have a hilarious! punch line all worked out. But then Gail went and ruined it all. :angry:
Major apologies. Was not my intention. Please,...
July 7, 2011 at 6:56 am
Kit G (7/6/2011)
All you Aussies and Kiwis stay safe, just heard of a tsumani warning for northeast New Zealand and Australia (East Cape and Auckland).
Currently no threat to Australia as...
July 6, 2011 at 5:17 pm
Brandie Tarvin (7/6/2011)
Fal (7/6/2011)
anyone with a minor dose of manners and a sense of humor is invited.
Please, kind Ladies and Gents, will you indulge me in a joke?
"Knock knock..."
Uhoh...
Who's...
July 6, 2011 at 5:09 pm
anyone with a minor dose of manners and a sense of humor is invited.
Please, kind Ladies and Gents, will you indulge me in a joke?
"Knock knock..."
July 6, 2011 at 2:22 am
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