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Jeff Moden (7/26/2012)
July 27, 2012 at 1:47 am
Brandie Tarvin (1/31/2012)
Of all the skills a DBA should have, I'm beginning to think a healthy dose of paranoia should be on the required list. Agree? Disagree?
I think you're involved...
January 31, 2012 at 4:11 pm
SQL Kiwi (1/30/2012)
Fal (1/30/2012)
January 30, 2012 at 7:27 pm
I’m starting to get a little bit worried whenever I dig in my backyard now, since the last time when I dug up a tombstone (the carrots, btw, didn’t do...
January 30, 2012 at 12:27 am
Yes indeed, it must be a new year. Problems that were old are new again.
I feel like a black hole trying to absorb its event horizon.
January 8, 2012 at 8:09 pm
WayneS (10/26/2011)
And that's my point... SQL 2012 made the code so easy, a trained monkey could have done it. Compare the simplicity of the 2012 code to the other code...
October 26, 2011 at 6:16 pm
Ah bugger. New Zealand won the Rugby Union World Cup. A certain someone is gonna be absolutely intolerable now. 😛
Steve.
October 23, 2011 at 5:45 am
Steve Jones - SSC Editor (10/19/2011)
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo more pants
Okay people, you heard the guy. No more mentioning the word "pants". Got it?
Steve.
October 19, 2011 at 7:19 pm
GilaMonster (10/18/2011)
There goes the Thread for the night.
What? Just one night? I'm gone for a couple of days and come back to find the thread dominated by pants....
October 19, 2011 at 4:14 pm
Evil Kraig F (10/10/2011)
In catch, there's an execution of spr_RunLikeHell...
Heh. That sounds like a good name for an RBAR sproc if ever I saw one.
Edit: Hey, I'll add my...
October 10, 2011 at 11:32 pm
Chad Crawford (10/10/2011)
Evil Kraig F (10/10/2011)
Sean Lange (10/10/2011)
Craig Farrell
Liverwurst always comes to worst....Yeah, I'm a bit loopy today. :hehe:
Today??? 😛
Hmmmmm.....
WHILE @TargetStatus = 'Conscious'
BEGIN
EXEC spr_BeatWithSalami @Target = 'Sean'
SET @TargetStatus...
October 10, 2011 at 4:43 pm
I had an interesting moment of reflection whilst helping my daughter with her homework the other day.
She had a maths problem like “102 + 44 + 266 + 78 +...
October 4, 2011 at 5:18 pm
I do not have to worry about my stuff being stolen. No one in his right mind would want to do that... 😀
Steve.
(Parody, no?)
October 4, 2011 at 4:53 pm
Late the other night I was walking home when I noticed something I'd never seen before: the moon had a rainbow around it. Not a moonbow, but a Moon...
September 14, 2011 at 5:34 pm
Jeff Moden (9/14/2011)
On that note, the developers at work use some sort of Visual Studio "wizard" to make tables... all character based columns are automatically set to NVARCHAR(4000). When...
September 14, 2011 at 5:25 pm
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