I work for a fairly conservative company, so if you're not here before 8 am, it's frowned upon. We work Mon-Thurs 8-5 with a 45 min lunch. (Funny thing -...

I know they are more of a 'guy' thing, but Curly from the Three Stooges had one:

Brooklyn accent:

"I tried to 't(h)ink, but nuttin' happened!'

Groucho Marx:

"Outside of a dog, a...

Just a comment....

A lot of good info here...particularly the urls...thanks to everyone involved

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Select convert(char(10),getdate(),101)

Format I use is usp (for User Stored Procedure) + Project Name _ App Name _ Function

example: uspAP_MonthlyReconcile_Update (Insert, Delete, etc.)

Since you handled the maintenance part, here's a little SSIS app that actually watches folders for changes and returns file names. It allows you to set a wait period as...

Short work week, lots of autonomy, an understanding manager, working for a company that helps others. Doesn't get much better than that. Unless, of course, they give you a raise!

You rock, Brandie! Great accomplishment!

Wish I had the initiative to do something like that. I've thought about delving into screenplays...but hasn't everyone?

Speaking of expanding our horizons outside...

Adding to prev posts, I like to include module type as well:

tblEmployee_Profiles, vwEmployee_NameList, prcEmployee_Update

Good job, Steve!

Wonder what took 'em so long? 😀

All ,

I know this is not totally relevant to the discussion presented herein, but I didn't know where else to post it. (I know, Jeff, "go to the link...

Wow, watched a movie over the weekend I got for Xmas, "The Virgin Spring", starring Max Von Sydow. Very powerful - I will be buying more of this great director's...

Comedy:

I like Bad Santa this time every year. It's raunchy (language/scenes not for the kids) - the boxing scene cracks me up every time. Another funny one is Better...

Wow! This is great!

I've been looking for a similar solution for quite a while. I was starting to think it wasn't possible.

Thanks to all! 😀

Chris - I feel your pain.

Here is a link for you. I am NOT spamming for this guy. He has helped me a lot and some of the...