Holiday...

All good stuff for most people, but you're straying into 'this is what you need to do' territory.

Plus, can the articles in the emails go above the editorial as...

Just a small note: "The Voice of The DBA"? Could be seen as a little narcissistic 🙂

+1

Also, the width of the original would scale to...

Well said that man.

Steve Jones - SSC Editor (4/3/2013)

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jgates 94283 (4/2/2013)

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How does wasting someone else's time, with something that's not even in any way funny get published? And why have SQLServerCentral left...

jgates 94283 (4/2/2013)

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How does wasting someone else's time, with something that's not even in any way funny get published? And why have SQLServerCentral left this garbage on-line? Would...

One for the wibni list 🙂

Steve Jones - SSC Editor (3/20/2013)

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Yes. I was working with this for a talk and kept editing what I thought was...

Nice question - based on painful experience Steve? 😎

ercument_eskar (3/12/2013)

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david.wright-948385 (3/12/2013)

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Just a few tweaks (repeat quotes in strings, handle non-default instance name) and it works well on 2008R2. A few changes to dmv field names and it works...

Just a few tweaks (repeat quotes in strings, handle non-default instance name) and it works well on 2008R2. A few changes to dmv field names and it works on 2012...

sgehret 2557 (3/7/2013)

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I ran all 6 in my SQL Server 2008R2 and the only one that did not error was the first one. Query 2 gives me error:

Msg 5133, Level...

Nothing wrong with the following for step 6 though (and the equivalent for step 4):

USE DBDB;

-- no 'GO' necessary

IF OBJECT_ID('dbo.udfUDF') IS NULL

exec('CREATE FUNCTION dbo.udfUDF(@f int) RETURNS...

It's a shame that...