[font="Verdana"]We could run our...

Jeff Moden (1/30/2009)

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Even this thread, as fun as it's been and as much as it's provided a strain relief for some of us, is pretty nasty as it is and...

[font="Verdana"]I'm sure if it had more power, it wouldn't be quite so dark.[/font]

[font="Verdana"]Yup. I added a cross join as well. And the full outer joins are on three...

"The Post"

[font="Verdana"]For the URL of the thread... just look up. Yep, at the top...

[font="Verdana"]Yes. 😀

I think this would be a bad choice of...

[font="Verdana"]I've just written my very first query containing two full outer joins. Is that bad?[/font]

GSquared (1/29/2009)

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I haven't used Oracle or DB 2. Tried MySQL nearly a decade ago and couldn't get the hang of it (was very new to databases back then). ...

GSquared (1/29/2009)

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Bruce, on another thread with this same guy, we decided that the probem is that he's apparently using Babel Fish to translate from Spanish. It gets incomprehensible really...

[font="Verdana"]I guess we are verging from the original topic.

I've always found security is a better mechanism for enforcing access to database objects. Oh, there's a feature I like in...

[font="Verdana"]Can I make a suggestion?

If you take the time to post some background to your question, include some sort of idea of what you are actually trying to do, and...

[font="Verdana"]Ooops. And I mentioned cursors. Run![/font]

GSquared (1/29/2009)

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Someone started making jokes about the thread waking up...

[font="Verdana"]I'm too scared to even ask! Let me guess though... some sort of über-discussion that has been running...

[font="Verdana"]Personally, I'd be a little scared about an ETL process that relies on triggers.

In my past experience, the best thing I have found when designing systems that use triggers is...

Alvin Ramard (1/29/2009)

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I'm not sure a newbie to this site should be reading this thread, at least not the last 2 days worth. He's gonna be corrupted for life...