Thank you, Rod at Work!

What a great, simple solution!

SQL Object walks into a bar and asks, "Hey - Got ladies for tables?"

Now I know what the notes will say and the order they should be in, but the wording isn't sequential in any way (I used Note1 to 5 for simplicity)....

A memory stick.

It's been 5 years and I haven't seen the 'HR lady with a box' yet, but if I do, the memstick gets stashed away, first thing.

Here's something else to try, if you've come here looking for suggestions:

1. Log into SSMS as the user for whom the DB in question isn't accessible.

2. Right-click on the inaccessible...