Try using notepad or another dedicated (ie. better) text editor (ultraedit, etc.) to write the text file. 

Word is not very good at writing simple text.

Steven H

Another way of acheiving your objective would be to insert 1 row when the table is created, then deny insert and delete permissions and allow updates.

This would allow for the updating...

I couldn't find a command to do that, but this proc will work.  Please forgive the terrible formatting - I can't persuade this post to be neat...

Thanks for your input everyone.  I have a much better idea about what to look at now.

It'll end up being C# or php I think.

And I do agree that jobs should be fun...

Try maintaining a count in a statistics table rather than running a select count(*) for every insert.

After all, once the DB fills up almost every insert will require a delete...

You can also press Alt+F1 while the tablename is highlighted in QA.