pdanes (5/28/2012)

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Eugene Elutin (5/24/2012)

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P.S. There is an universal solution to stop queries running forever:

Ask electrician to connect your server room power supply via your floor light switch, so when...

Eugene Elutin (5/28/2012)

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I can say (reading detailed DIY...

Having my garage converted next month, if i pay the trainfare, you guys wanna come and save my on laboour costs

HGAFC!

Never did understand that. What is 'dot and daba'?

I would be surpised if the plaster drys inside 3 days, our bathroom took a week!

I'll be staying as far away from London as possible, cant stand that stuff. The...

And 100% its gonna rain!

Doing anything with it Anthony?

Mines a cider!

I'm going to a Perssian Restraunt and having my hair cut (though not at the same time).:-D

anthony.green (5/25/2012)

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Koen Verbeeck (5/25/2012)

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Schadenfreude-Mei (5/25/2012)

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Koen Verbeeck (5/24/2012)

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As long as you keep all those...

Koen Verbeeck (5/24/2012)

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As long as you keep all those grunge bands (Nirvana, Soundgarden,...

ACinKC (5/24/2012)

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Wow, someone deleted my post yesterday about double-redundant duplicate High Availability systems (HA/HA) and left all these other posts alone? If I wasn't so desperate for points, I'd...

jcrawf02 (5/24/2012)

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Eugene Elutin (5/24/2012)

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adb2303 (5/24/2012)

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Hi Guys,

I've used some of the valuable information posted for a new project I'm working on.

Just thought I'd share some lessons learned:

1) I've coerced management into...

My fav was the storing files on pen-drives for quick recovers.

Robert Davis (5/23/2012)

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I laughed very hard at the replies here, but if we're posting serious answers now, I think the OP should start with this post by Paul Randal: http://www.sqlskills.com/BLOGS/PAUL/post/The-art-of-asking-email-questions-or-not.aspx

This...

You need a marine chronometer to measure the exact execution time and a sextant to navigate though the numerous dangerous and unknown database objects. The above two instruments will allow...