So on the basis of this first joke - were there any follow-ups to them forming a UNION?

:w00t:

So get your fun and creative caps on, and lets think of, create, and share some new ones.

heheheheheheheheeeee!

I know Gail is going to come out here and clobber me for such rubbish before it's over, but I want this to be fun.

🙂

P.S. SQLDork!

Darn - I was hoping to avoid the sub-systems if I could to do this with, but I guess that makes sense.

It might be old school thinking, but it seems...

GilaMonster (5/15/2012)

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Snapshots are near-instantaneous, they take very, very little time to create and they only use space = amount of changes made during their existence.

As I mentioned, checkDB normally...

I wish they would have included a 'BEGIN TRANSACTION / ROLLBACK / COMMIT TRANSACTION' Surround by option, but alas - I guess I will have to just keep typing that...

That makes better sense to me now that I am hearing you describe it. 🙂

Now I need to figure out a way to get rid of this RO Filegroup...

P.S. We are not doing Filegroup backups, but Fulls, Differentials, and TLogs. This Filegroup never did get defined and used so I am most likely going to be...

It was more to the point of trying to get the DBCC command to run...I hadn't researched it enough Gail, but your points are valid.

As it turns out, there is...

I just decided to put the PKey on the column, and leave the Non-Clustered index on there as well. I need to see what the reasonsing was, but at...

Actually - no FKeys on this table...I was just wondering if I shouldn't put a the PKey on the ID column (every other table in this mess has it as...

Jan Van der Eecken (5/7/2012)

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Wow, Rich, your two threads are certainly not of the kind one would expect on a Newbies thread. Seems you have all the right questions and...

I guess the upside to it all is that with systems like this out there, we will never be short on opportunities to fill in, but when you name gets...

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SQL_ME_RICH (5/7/2012)

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Trust me - it has been an...

Trust me - it has been an excruciating...