How about a half full bottle (optomist view) of water, a miniture tootsie pop (cherry flavor) and my extra black dry erase pen. I will even throw in a...

Designing and building decking and yard schemes. Still get to use the brain power but the creativity is (hopefully) evident to all viewers. Not to mention the base...

It has taken 4+ years to get it through to my wife, kids and others, not to call me at the office. Particularly on my cell phone. Work...

Sorry, you can't combine the select like that.

select top 50 xy, @lastID=max(MyID) from MyTable order by MyID

and then

select top 50 xy from MyTable order by MyID where MyID > @lastID

I got stuck with Memphis (Oakland bracket) in a blind draw (as well as a 15, 13 and 12 seed team from the other brackets). So, while I have...

Try a position compare of the two strings where you start with a max score, like 100, and subtract based on the number and/or size of the difference. For...

I have encountered this problem while trying to do multiple actions against a table embedded in one transaction. I.E. Insert three records indivdually prior to the commit of the...