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  • RE: Getting Colorful

    Matt Miller (#4) (5/10/2010)


    Michael Meierruth (5/10/2010)


    JacekO (5/10/2010)


    Software is like a Cathedral. You build it… you build it… you build it…

    And then you pray…

    The cathedral in Milan took forever to build.

    And...

  • RE: Getting Colorful

    majorbloodnock (5/10/2010)


    Michael Meierruth (5/10/2010)


    JacekO (5/10/2010)


    Software is like a Cathedral. You build it… you build it… you build it…

    And then you pray…

    The cathedral in Milan took forever to build.

    And now its...

  • RE: Getting Colorful

    JacekO (5/10/2010)


    Software is like a Cathedral. You build it… you build it… you build it…

    And then you pray…

    The cathedral in Milan took forever to build.

    And now its bowels (anything below...

  • RE: Getting Colorful

    anelson 66875 (5/7/2010)


    "steaming pile of bytes" describes, well... what you think it describes. Usually the result of the first couple of weeks of frenetic activity on a proof-of-concept.

    If the...

  • RE: Getting Colorful

    And the winner is: (sounds like) NOWHERE:hehe:

  • RE: Where are you?

    How about: LETSTRYAGAIN.

    Do you think this will get them on board?

  • RE: SQL Server Ranking Functions

    Wayne,

    You state what I always wanted to hear stated, i.e. that ROW_NUMBER()'s ORDER BY is not the same as the SELECT's ORDER BY. Yet, always - haven't encountered an exception...

  • RE: Converting a date

    Bits and pieces here and there makes it sound like we are dealing with MySQL on Unix/Linux.

  • RE: Essential Software

    Maybe when this thread quietens down we should make a list so we don`t have to sort through 4 pages.

    Maybe we could all just post a script that does a...

  • RE: Essential Software

    What wonderful responses which I'm inhaling like ...:hehe:

    Very often I just need to know what's in a table given a where clause.

    Thus I still like my simple Browse tool, developed...

  • RE: Office Cleaning

    To get the view of the customer, I wouldn't sit in the bathroom stall.

    Rather, I would sit in his chair in his office - after having cleaned that coffee cup...

  • RE: Where are you?

    Tom, care to translate that sig?

  • RE: The Missing Certification

    CirquedeSQLeil (4/1/2010)


    Michael Meierruth (4/1/2010)


    Paul White NZ (4/1/2010)


    CirquedeSQLeil (4/1/2010)


    Thanks for clarifying that for us Paul.

    No problem, and at least you all stopped talking about certification for a while 🙂

    I stopped after...

  • RE: The Missing Certification

    Paul White NZ (4/1/2010)


    CirquedeSQLeil (4/1/2010)


    Thanks for clarifying that for us Paul.

    No problem, and at least you all stopped talking about certification for a while 🙂

    I stopped after someone asked for...

  • RE: The Missing Certification

    Gift Peddie (3/29/2010)


    And that's why THEY don't understand each other!

    And that's why WE don't understand each other!

    It has nothing to do with the SUBJECT MATTER.

    So why did you post it?

    The...

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