I will agree with some of the statements about litigation but not litigation purely because of performance of the product. The issue may begin with the performance of the...

+1 for Johnny 5 from Short Circuit. "Johnny 5 is ALIVE!". Oh and "Wouldn't you like to be a Pepper, too?" is a classic quote. 🙂

I have a particular folder specifically for great spam. The two following are the titles of the emails I have saved there:

1. The humps and nulls are clearly visible...

By chance, did you find a solution to this? 

I am new to 2005 and am having a similar issue.  When I connect via SSMS from a separate machine, I...