Normally I just look at them in the rear-view mirror and threaten to pull over. 

... ok, I'm not helping. Sorry.

Just a follow up. This issue seems to boil down to 2 things:

- Service Pack 4 supposedly addresses/fixes this issue

- In case it doesn't, there's a workaround suggested at this...

I'll have to check into that, I'm not sure if SP4's on that server or not...

I have to be cautious w/ posting code due to business sensitivity, but I can give you a "shell" example. Note: the procedures afflicted by this crazy problem varies -- different procedures...