THIS!!!!!

@=)

Michael, I feel your pain. I hope Santa brings you a large porkchop launcher to suitably admonish all involved.

Radish Parsnip Orecchiette.

Return Porkchop Output

EDIT: Or Rebounding Porkchop Objective?

• This reply was modified 1 week, 1 day ago by  Brandie Tarvin.

Interviewing for open position...

My boss: Rate your SQL skills & knowledge on a scale of 1 to 10.

Interviewee: 7 or 8

Me: Let's talk about backups and restores.

Interviewee: I have no...

I thought just LOOKING at Azure cost money! @=)

Thanks, Everyone. Sorry for the slow response. I've been slammed with last moment of the year work.

Steve, even Microsoft stuff has to go through a testing / peep process here....

Dup post

• This reply was modified 2 weeks, 5 days ago by  Brandie Tarvin.

So to clarify a few things, I used sp_who2 as an example anyone could do. What is really happening is we are logging trace data on blocking events and long-running...

So on a whim (because health insurance is going to make me take a paycut next year even if I get a raise), I started checking out salary info for...

I'm a little late to the party, but I have plenty of horror stories about nested views. Mostly for the reasons Jo mentions but also troubleshooting problems is a major...

So I'm a big fan of SARGability, which means I would take Scott's version and do it with a CTE.

WITH JobTypes AS (SELECT JobID, MAX(CASE WHEN TaskName...

• This reply was modified 4 weeks ago by  Brandie Tarvin.

Now watching Black Arts # 3 and I just have to ask..

Jeff, where do we get your f'n Tally Function. @=) (j/k).

But on a serious note, do you have that...

Wow. Just ... WOW. Watched the 1.2. Now going to watch 3.

Thanks, Jeff.

So I am doing some major learning today. And here I thought I could take it easy on the week of Turkeys! @=)

Thank you both. I have already forwarded the...