I hope you weren't looking for a coat or fur lined gloves!

We used to have a chinchilla when we were...

This is brought to you by the fine company that brought you the HAL 9000.

Same results, smaller scale.

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I hate it when I hit the send button and the last thing I clearly see before it vanishes off the screen and into the cloud is the glaring typo...

It's funny reading about all the new hybrids and such with newer cars coming out with better mileage all the time.

I, like a few of you out there, survived the...

Fingers are plenty warm.

It's the thick seal skin gloves we have to wear that makes it hard to type!

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Isn't data validation part of that old saying "garbage in, garbage out"?

Or...

Dear Bbo,

Thank you for your recent purchase of {invalid item name}.

As a reminder, we offer an extended warranty for $0.00 per 100 years.

Please cantact me for further information.

Sincerely,

sj

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Far out article dude. It was really dope!

Later

Slang comes in many forms.

Simple technology solution:

Use only NT Terminal Server as your network OS with users getting only thin clients.

No Floppies, USB, Blue tooth or CD/DVD RW support. Ever.

Now you just need...

Cell phone in toilet?

How about one in an outhouse.

Not sure how it all came out be pretty sure it was crappy ending either way.

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Still fighting a phone outage!

Can't talk today. Our T1 phone line is still down. Stayed last night with local phone crew to fix it but they left to "check" something and never...

At a luncheon one day, a fellow I knew...

Because of the "first in" phenomenon you mention, those that control the media, can control the people long enough to gain power before the truth comes out.

E.G. Presidential race.

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From the other side of being a consultant to using one.

About 18 months ago, I was finally given the go ahead to do a overall system upgrade. A M$...

I can sum up the whole debate in one word which more than adequately will describe what happens when M$ thinks about doing something better:

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It's already been touched on, but whatever happened to backup before delete?

If M$ wants to be like the Federal Government and makes sure we buckle up, then then they can...