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  • RE: Security Regulations

    Jim Lang, I love that idea... I'm assuming you're thinking along the lines of the WCAG stuff for web design?

  • RE: Security Regulations

    Whilst I agree that on one hand this would reduce the number of viruses and botnets floating around, it would also put rather large barrier on people connecting to the...

  • RE: Too Tipsy To Work

    Ooh I used to fall asleep on the bus! It used to rock me off to sleep! lol Comfy seats, warmth and a gentle rocking!

    I'm hoping the same doesn't happen...

  • RE: How Do You Handle the Stress of Being a DBA?

    200m queries?! flippin eck!

    I'm assuming once they've finished hammering your database, they want it to produce the same query regularly in most cases?

    We're looking at a similar problem and will...

  • RE: How Do You Handle the Stress of Being a DBA?

    I think you're absolutely right in what you're doing at the moment. By shifting data access to stored procedures rather than direct table access, not only can you make table...

  • RE: Too Tipsy To Work

    I get the feeling people who program nuclear reactors are fairly well vetted beforehand. This is where references come in!

  • RE: Too Tipsy To Work

    jay holovacs (3/8/2010)


    I remember waking up from a peaceful sleep to an annoying noise. It was my computer beeping because I had fallen asleep on the keyboard.

    Aaah I remember that...

  • RE: Too Tipsy To Work

    I must admit, I've done hours of coding (on personal stuff) whilst intoxicated, and come up with solutions to problems I'd never have thought of trying whilst sober.

    So although mistakes...

  • RE: Data Dashboards

    It's not always in our control though which can be frustrating.

    For example, when people "invite their friends" to use a service through the service itself.

  • RE: Data Dashboards

    Very true, and their "Buzz" service hitting the news over here is a great example of them showing off how much data they have and having to be taken to...

  • RE: Throttling database processes?

    It's also worth making sure that you're using transactions properly when loading the data - we have to deal with data loads every half hour, so need to keep physical...

  • RE: Data Dashboards

    I imagine the dr example being downright dangerous - it's vital that they know what they've given you and exactly who you are.

    I assume that (should it turn out like...

  • RE: The Afternoon Whistle

    Yup - sounds familiar chrisn-585491

    In fact, I bet there are two distinct groups - those who "sort" (deligate) and those who graft (get dumped on)!

    NOTE: Please take this in jest...

  • RE: The Afternoon Whistle

    Fridays always seem slightly more relaxed at my place, although something generally lands on me at about 3pm! Doh!

  • RE: What's a Toaster?

    Totally! Although I was asked to uninstall it at work... counter productive me thinks but there we go.

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