LMAO!

I actually changed my post to hitting the keyboard from headbutting the monitor, and as it happens I'm a 24 year old male!

I imagine MS chose blue as a mercy cry - trying to give you a calm colour rather than angry red, as you pound your fists down on the keyboard!...

Oh what I'd give for datasets that small!

One of our most commonly used views gave me...

ooh! very good one!

I have to put an alternate spin on "indexes, indexes and more indexes" - the developers I work with have the annoying habit of having no clustered index, and using...

To be fair Roger, although the team is releasing an implementation ever hour, with a sizable team you could have each developer only realeasing 1 change per day for example.

It...

terryj30 (10/22/2008)

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I was reading that the pound is set to get as low as 1.40 to the dollar and 152 to the yen. I think people should start buying yen...

YSLGuru (10/20/2008)

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There should be a law requiring the simplification of paperwork. It shouldn't take more then a few poages of text to say "I agree to pay you $X...

Thinking about how bad it could get... is this where we're heading?

http://www.thepigs.org.uk/index.php5?page=13

A pub in Edgefield is trading home grown produce for beer!!

With regards to the financial issues affecting me, although it hasn't yet, I'm almost certain that it will over the next couple of years - I currently work for HBOS...

Ditto! lol

It might be a bit of a commute from Leeds, UK but working in a data center in a beautiful setting sounds perfect!

400?! What did your company do?!

There are some members of staff in my team at work, who are extremely untrusting.

Every morning, I will query the database for jobs which have not completed and are not...