Not that it helps you... but I had a Nextel phone when the merger happened.  Very shortly thereafter the quality of the connection declined, and the number of dropped calls...

That bad service my bank would no longer have my business.  Simple as that.  Enough people cancel their account, and of course letting the bank know why, they will change...

Actualy the words are not unique.  They would be unique for a mathing parent ID.  And yes my solution was for fairly static data, new records where added, so I...

I just want Access in the forums on the bottom

Well you should be vested by now, so might be yours

I think when you call banks especially they have such an array of...

I had to write something once that had to search either for words in any order inside a string, or the exact string.  What I had to search was the...

Come to think of it I have never used it with a select *.  Maybe there is a problem with that.

Not sure what you mean by draining the swamp... I...

ohoh is the Red Fergie a 3-cylinder 35?   I can't tell you how many times that thing tried to kill me on the...

I actually take the time when I am waiting for a long run query/SSIS package/whatever to walk around and talk to the developers.  Asking them what they are working on...

I have not noticed.  Any patterns as to what you have noticed is not correct?

My dad owns 5!  Does that count?  And I used to run the farm from I was about 14 until I left Norway at 20.  Including miling the cows from...

Does your install fail?  Or not reporting back in the version information that it has been upgraded?

I had zero problems upgrading my XP clients from RTM to SP2 at all.

Congratulations Ram!

I know it was a great relief for me when I finaly got my US citizenship.  My application was in when 9/11 happened, so figured it would be years...

Depending on excatly what you want to index, indexing 10 million records should not take that long (assuming on decent hardware).  Only that table you are indexing would be locked...

A bug in ODBC that only affected SQL 6.5 running on a DEC Alpha.  Corrupted the data...