Thanks for the laugh! Smile, fix it and moved on. I'd like to be the thinker, but alas I'm a doer. On the bright side, tremendous job security.

Ack! Forgot....

MSSQL 2012 11.0.3000

Windows 2012 R2

I just found this error as well. DBCC Checkdb was clean and was running at the time of the error, completing 45 minutes after the error message occurred and taking...

OK, good. It makes sense that these are costly, as they're running over work tables with few indexes

So, I ran this query, and I got 5 create statements returned. Since create statements only occur 1 time (at least, I hope I'm not recreating these statements over and...

Wow Steve, looks like you've sparked quite a philosophy session this hump-day morning!

I think that before adding programming to any curriculum, we need to add a logic classes first....

I work for farmers. It was hard enough dragging them into the 20th century, let alone the 21st. SQL? isn't that the sound a pig makes? Why would you want...

So far, from what I've read here, it looks like a good week depends on your state of mind.

I'm having a good week this week. I have a project...

Going as a computer geek is good, but add some reality...go as a Zombie Computer Geek! Extra bloodshot eyes, white rotting flesh, coffee stained teeth....oooooooo!

A little corny? :w00t:

I mean, the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy jokes, the Star Trek jokes, the implied wink,wink from Miss Friday. It's a full on corn field!

Where is the link to the Netflix piece mentioned?

I do all this stuff with my kids. They give me an excuse...

Netflix:

Dr. Who (yes, Blink kept the kids awake at night. That was a good one.)

Phineas and Ferb

Star Trek...

I love this one, it brings tears of pain and joy to my eyes!

No, our company does not offer sabaticals.

If it did, I would expect that the time away would be spent doing something related to my job that I couldn't do...

OK guys, let's "keep it in scope" with what Andy is asking for:

...phases we use with our IT colleagues and our employers and clients to help them understand something,...