You guys suck. every time we have to go and register or it says we have to go and click the f**king link. and the email doesnt get send immediately.

  • RBarryYoung (7/10/2009)


    arthykannan (7/6/2009)


    You guys shuck. every time we have to go and register or it says we have to go and click the freaking link. and the email doesnt get send immediately.

    Hmmmm. There's something suspicious about this one. :angry:

    Heh... you mean because the OP can't even spell swear words correctly or because of the word "we" that he keeps using?

    --Jeff Moden


    RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
    First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
    ________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.

    Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.


    Helpful Links:
    How to post code problems
    How to Post Performance Problems
    Create a Tally Function (fnTally)

  • John Rowan (7/6/2009)


    Hey, I'm from Nebraska......I Shuck too.

    There's nothing wrong with shucking...heck I've seen a shucking contests at work, ofcourse living in Iowa we do have a strange sense of fun sometimes 😛

  • arthykannan (7/6/2009)


    You guys shuck. every time we have to go and register or it says we have to go and click the freaking link. and the email doesnt get send immediately.

    So how does preparing corn on the cob relate to SQL?

    Gaby________________________________________________________________"In theory, theory and practice are the same. In practice, they are not." - Albert Einstein

  • Gaby A. (7/27/2009)


    arthykannan (7/6/2009)


    You guys shuck. every time we have to go and register or it says we have to go and click the freaking link. and the email doesnt get send immediately.

    So how does preparing corn on the cob relate to SQL?

    I was thinking oysters...

    Gail Shaw
    Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server, MVP, M.Sc (Comp Sci)
    SQL In The Wild: Discussions on DB performance with occasional diversions into recoverability

    We walk in the dark places no others will enter
    We stand on the bridge and no one may pass
  • GilaMonster (7/27/2009)


    Gaby A. (7/27/2009)


    arthykannan (7/6/2009)


    You guys shuck. every time we have to go and register or it says we have to go and click the freaking link. and the email doesnt get send immediately.

    So how does preparing corn on the cob relate to SQL?

    I was thinking oysters...

    Now you're just making me feel hungry!!! 🙂

  • I saw this in my notifications, thinking, great, another fun complaint for Monday.

    And apparently you folks are getting ready for lunch. Enjoy!

  • Steve Jones - Editor (7/27/2009)


    And apparently you folks are getting ready for lunch. Enjoy!

    Supper!

    Mmmm, leftovers.... 😀

    Gail Shaw
    Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server, MVP, M.Sc (Comp Sci)
    SQL In The Wild: Discussions on DB performance with occasional diversions into recoverability

    We walk in the dark places no others will enter
    We stand on the bridge and no one may pass
  • Steve Jones - Editor (7/27/2009)


    I saw this in my notifications, thinking, great, another fun complaint for Monday.

    And apparently you folks are getting ready for lunch. Enjoy!

    Heh... not to worry... old post reactivated because I didn't look at the bloody date (I've really got to get into that habit). :blush:

    --Jeff Moden


    RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
    First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
    ________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.

    Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.


    Helpful Links:
    How to post code problems
    How to Post Performance Problems
    Create a Tally Function (fnTally)

  • GilaMonster (7/27/2009)


    Gaby A. (7/27/2009)


    arthykannan (7/6/2009)


    You guys shuck. every time we have to go and register or it says we have to go and click the freaking link. and the email doesnt get send immediately.

    So how does preparing corn on the cob relate to SQL?

    I was thinking oysters...

    Careful, you don't want any oysters from Nebraska, you'll end up with Rocky Mountain Oysters

    blech

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  • jcrawf02 (7/28/2009)


    GilaMonster (7/27/2009)


    Gaby A. (7/27/2009)


    arthykannan (7/6/2009)


    You guys shuck. every time we have to go and register or it says we have to go and click the freaking link. and the email doesnt get send immediately.

    So how does preparing corn on the cob relate to SQL?

    I was thinking oysters...

    Careful, you don't want any oysters from Nebraska, you'll end up with Rocky Mountain Oysters

    blech

    Hmmm, nice!! I ain't so hungry anymore.

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