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mark.pleasance SSCrazy Points: 2070 More actions · Answer 1

'nuff said. orginal post edited - rant removed.

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mark.pleasance SSCrazy Points: 2070 More actions · Answer 2

Hey Terry,

Please accept my apologies.

It's (was) a cut/paste of the script from a popular beer commercial meant to poke fun at Canadian culture.

(It's now affectionately called "The Molson Canadian rant".)

No offense was intended.

P.S. OK . . . I'll admit Crosby got lucky!

(What with Ryan Miller acting like a brick wall et al. . . )

M

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Cliff Jones SSChampion Points: 10547 More actions · Answer 3

mark.pleasance (3/2/2010)
Hey Terry,
Please accept my apologies.
It's (was) a cut/paste of the script from a popular beer commercial meant to poke fun at Canadian culture.
(It's now affectionately called "The Molson Canadian rant".)
No offense was intended.
P.S. OK . . . I'll admit Crosby got lucky!
(What with Ryan Miller acting like a brick wall et al. . . )
M

I thought it was rather funny myself.

tosscrosby SSCoach Points: 18045 More actions · Answer 4

Sometimes I can be a little too sensitive. No offense taken at all Mark. BTW - my last name is also Crosby. No relation to the hockey player....at least that I'm aware of! Wonder if I can hit him up for a "loan"????

-- You can't be late until you show up.

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tosscrosby-60625 (3/2/2010)
Sometimes I can be a little too sensitive. No offense taken at all Mark. BTW - my last name is also Crosby. No relation to the hockey player....at least that I'm aware of! Wonder if I can hit him up for a "loan"????

Might be worth looking up the ol' genealogy tree . . .

He's is the highest paid player for Pittsburgh . . .

USD$9million / year . . . (not including the Reebok deal)

I've been to a few functions where he was speaking (fund raisers /etc.)

He is an exceptional person. Really down to earth type guy.

If his home town / province is any indication of the type of person he is . . .

& if you are family . . . he'd help you out. There's no question about that.

That's the way people are from Atlantic Canada.

It's almost creepy how friendly everyone is over there . . .

M

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Stuart Davies SSCoach Points: 19505 More actions · Answer 6

Live and work near Swindon, Wilts in the UK

(and that is near not in Swindon)

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S Hodkinson SSCertifiable Points: 7529 More actions · Answer 7

So is Swindon that bad that you differentiate between 'near' and 'in' ?

Madame Artois

ChrisM@Work SSC Guru Points: 186127 More actions · Answer 8

Stuart Davies (3/10/2010)
Live and work near Swindon, Wilts in the UK
(and that is near not in Swindon)

S Hodkinson (3/10/2010)
So is Swindon that bad that you differentiate between 'near' and 'in' ?

Yes. In Swindon, computers change hands too quickly for any serious development to take place.

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Stuart Davies SSCoach Points: 19505 More actions · Answer 9

A British comedian (Simon Amstell I believe) said “If the UK needed an enema – then the pipe would go in Swindon”

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Gail Shaw SSC Guru Points: 1004504 More actions · Answer 10

Chris Morris-439714 (3/10/2010)
Yes. In Swindon, computers change hands too quickly for any serious development to take place.

Sounds like Johannesburg. I'd probably feel right at home there.

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ChrisM@Work SSC Guru Points: 186127 More actions · Answer 11

GilaMonster (3/10/2010)
Chris Morris-439714 (3/10/2010)
Yes. In Swindon, computers change hands too quickly for any serious development to take place.
Sounds like Johannesburg. I'd probably feel right at home there.

Of course, you have all the right weapons. Now wait a minute - GilaMonster is almost an anagram of Gangsta :ermm:

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Chris Morris-439714 (3/10/2010)
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Yes. In Swindon, computers change hands too quickly for any serious development to take place.
Sounds like Johannesburg. I'd probably feel right at home there.

No, Swindon's barely a would-be apprentice to Jo'burg's top league of bad places!

I can still go there shopping alone, though there's far nicer places since I've moved further away across Wiltshire

ChrisM@Work SSC Guru Points: 186127 More actions · Answer 13

P Jones (3/11/2010)
Chris Morris-439714 (3/10/2010)
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Yes. In Swindon, computers change hands too quickly for any serious development to take place.
Sounds like Johannesburg. I'd probably feel right at home there.
No, Swindon's barely a would-be apprentice to Jo'burg's top league of bad places!
I can still go there shopping alone, though there's far nicer places since I've moved further away across Wiltshire

Try strolling around the magic roundabout on a match day!

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P Jones SSChampion Points: 12361 More actions · Answer 14

Any navigation of the Swindon magic roundabout is complex and random - I think it's linked to DBCC_TIMEWARP 😀

Dugi SSCoach Points: 17998 More actions · Answer 15

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