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WayneS SSC Guru Points: 95460 More actions · Answer 1

GilaMonster (1/12/2010)
... and lions don't wander the streets.

very often...

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Gail Shaw SSC Guru Points: 1004504 More actions · Answer 2

GSquared (1/12/2010)
(This completely ignores that rideable elephants are Asian, and the African ones aren't really domesticated that way. )

They aren't?

There should be a 'usually' there. I have ridden an African Elephant, though I should say that it was raised on a farm and was pretty tame. The wild ones are another story.

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Lynn Pettis (1/12/2010)
ROFL When my dad moved out to Colorado from New Jersey in the mid 50's, relatives back there thought people still rode horses, carried pistols everywhere and still fought indians.

You mean they don't? 😀

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Gail Shaw SSC Guru Points: 1004504 More actions · Answer 4

J-F Bergeron (1/12/2010)
GilaMonster (1/12/2010)
Johannesburg, South Africa. For anyone who's geography a little weak, that's at the southern end of the African continent.
Yes, we have electricity and internet (most of the time), we don't ride elephants and lions don't wander the streets.
😀
South Africa.. that looks wild and completely unknown to be, how's the weather there? Must be completely different from here, in Canada!

At the moment, hot. But then it is midsummer at the moment.

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LutzM SSC Guru Points: 107049 More actions · Answer 5

Leipzig, (South-) East Germany, Central Europe. 🙂

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SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281334 More actions · Answer 6

Las Vegas, Nevada

Moved here 5 months ago from Grantsville, Utah

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homebrew01 SSC Guru Points: 55548 More actions · Answer 7

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January 12, 2010 at 1:41 pm

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Near Danbury Connecticut

John Rowan SSC Guru Points: 56440 More actions · Answer 8

Omaha, Nebraska.

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January 12, 2010 at 2:04 pm

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Green Bay, Wisconsin

fhanlon SSChampion Points: 13131 More actions · Answer 10

Winnipeg, Manitoba Canada - right in the center of the country

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Grant Fritchey SSC Guru Points: 398882 More actions · Answer 11

From? Oklahoma

Based? Last eleven years in Massachusetts (and I'm finally not ashamed to say it).

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Grant Fritchey SSC Guru Points: 398882 More actions · Answer 12

homebrew01 (1/12/2010)
Near Danbury Connecticut

So you're going to drive up for the next SNESSUG[/url] meeting, right?

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Grant Fritchey (1/21/2010)
homebrew01 (1/12/2010)
Near Danbury Connecticut
So you're going to drive up for the next SNESSUG[/url] meeting, right?

I just looked it up ... Not exactly "down the street" from me.

Grant Fritchey SSC Guru Points: 398882 More actions · Answer 14

homebrew01 (1/21/2010)
Grant Fritchey (1/21/2010)
homebrew01 (1/12/2010)
Near Danbury Connecticut
So you're going to drive up for the next SNESSUG[/url] meeting, right?
I just looked it up ... Not exactly "down the street" from me.

Oh, what's an hour and a half to two hour round trip when there's SQL Server stuff to learn and networking opportunities?

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Cliff Jones SSChampion Points: 10547 More actions · Answer 15

I hail from Ozark, Missouri by way of St. Louis and Cedar Falls, Iowa. And hailing is something we see more often than most areas.