"Let me know if I get a finder's fee or if any CIO openings show up, I can end up on the short list. "
Actually, our CEO just retired. If we got you to run things, maybe we could make these standard issue, hmmm???
"I do not know much about computers but boy can I kick Chuck Norris's a$$."
I have a hunch that if Chuck Norris had one of these that 1) they'd give it to him free and 2) he'd immediately hack it and put Linux on it.
"I dont mind working remotely, especially if one of those might end up my way. "
We STILL don't have a policy for telecommuting or working remotely. Maybe when you're CEO we can get that done too. Users seem so much less obnoxious when you're talking to them while poolside with a favorite book and a well chilled adult beverage of choice close at hand.
Speaking of which: Happy St. Patrick's Day Everyone!
My hovercraft is full of eels.