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Alvin Ramard SSC-Forever Points: 41190 More actions · Answer 1

Jeff Moden (1/28/2009)
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Jeff Moden SSC Guru Points: 1004435 More actions · Answer 2

Heh... tell that to Rog Pike (aka Steve Dussin). 😛

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Michael Valentine Jones SSC Guru Points: 64818 More actions · Answer 3

Don’t forget to throw in some random blind links to porn sites.

John Dempsey Hall of Fame Points: 3225 More actions · Answer 4

Jeff Moden (1/28/2009)
Ok, Steve... to celebrate, you start loading us up with cookies? What's the deal with the ScreenCast.com session cookies that have suddenly started showing up?

That was my fault. I used Jingproject by Techsmith to do a screen capture of the pork chop t-shirt logo and put it on their hosting site which is Screencast.com. Obviously, the image link wasn't working but they gave you a cookie instead. Go figure. I went ahead and removed the image link to Screencast. I will relink the image later and edit the original post of it again.

Jeff Moden SSC Guru Points: 1004435 More actions · Answer 5

John Dempsey (1/28/2009)
Jeff Moden (1/28/2009)
Ok, Steve... to celebrate, you start loading us up with cookies? What's the deal with the ScreenCast.com session cookies that have suddenly started showing up?
That was my fault. I used Jingproject by Techsmith to do a screen capture of the pork chop t-shirt logo and put it on their hosting site which is Screencast.com. Obviously, the image link wasn't working but they gave you a cookie instead. Go figure. I went ahead and removed the image link to Screencast. I will relink the image later and edit the original post of it again.

Ahh... thanks.

Here's the Gif image equivalent to the PHG that John sent me... this is a riot...

--Jeff Moden

RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.

Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.

Helpful Links:
How to post code problems
How to Post Performance Problems
Create a Tally Function (fnTally)

Lynn Pettis SSC Guru Points: 442467 More actions · Answer 6

Jeff Moden (1/28/2009)
Lynn Pettis (1/28/2009)
Do you have a standard pork chop that can be used for the calculations? 😛
Heh... I dunno... ask Celko... he's got standards for everything else. 😛

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Steve Jones - SSC Editor SSC Guru Points: 736627 More actions · Answer 7

Joe's a nice guy, just opinionated.

No cookies from me that I'm aware of.

I think a standard, 2 stone pork chop weight makes sense!

george sibbald SSC Guru Points: 104210 More actions · Answer 8

Michael Valentine Jones (1/28/2009)
Matt Miller (1/28/2009)
Michael Valentine Jones (1/27/2009)
Going by 120 yards by 50 yards for an American football field (100 yards goal-to-goal plus 2x10 yard end zones by 50 yards wide)
select Football_Fields_per_Million_SQ_Ft =
1000000/(select SQ_Ft_Per_Football_Field = (120.0*50.0*3.0*3.0) )
Results:
Football_Fields_per_Million_SQ_Ft
---------------------------------
18.518518518518518
(1 row(s) affected)
Fair enough - if you're going to throw in the endzones....:)
However - the width (per NFL regulations) is 160' and not 50 yards, so - you're STILL not quite there:
http://www.sportsknowhow.com/diagrams/football-nfl-field-dimension-diagram.pdf
That then means that you're going for:
160 x 300 (no endzone) = 48000
or
160 x 360 (w/ endzones) = 57600
Which then work out to 20.8 and 17.6 football fields respectively.
Darn, I never realized it was 53 and one-third yards, instead of 50. Probably pretty hard to spot the difference by eye.
I got a slightly different value than you, 17.36111..., for the full field.
select
End_To_End_Football_Fields_per_Million_SQ_Ft =
1000000/(select SQ_Ft_Per_Football_Field = (360.0*160.0) ),
Goal_to_Goal_Football_Fields_per_Million_SQ_Ft =
1000000/(select SQ_Ft_Per_Football_Field = (300.0*160.0) )
Results:
End_To_End_Football_Fields_per_Million_SQ_Ft Goal_to_Goal_Football_Fields_per_Million_SQ_Ft
-------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------
17.3611111111 20.8333333333
(1 row(s) affected)

you've got your shirts, you can stop now.

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Lynn Pettis SSC Guru Points: 442467 More actions · Answer 9

Steve Jones - Editor (1/28/2009)
Joe's a nice guy, just opinionated.
No cookies from me that I'm aware of.
I think a standard, 2 stone pork chop weight makes sense!

I've only met him here on the forums, and a good impression he made not. Opinionated, in my mind, is being nice. Maybe, in person would be different, unfortunately, that would take some effort from me to overcome my current opinion of him. Right now, I'd rather just ignore him, that being the better part of valor in the case.

Of course, the reverse may be true as well.

jgrubb SSCrazy Points: 2542 More actions · Answer 10

Jeff Moden (1/28/2009)
John Dempsey (1/28/2009)
Jeff Moden (1/28/2009)
Ok, Steve... to celebrate, you start loading us up with cookies? What's the deal with the ScreenCast.com session cookies that have suddenly started showing up?
That was my fault. I used Jingproject by Techsmith to do a screen capture of the pork chop t-shirt logo and put it on their hosting site which is Screencast.com. Obviously, the image link wasn't working but they gave you a cookie instead. Go figure. I went ahead and removed the image link to Screencast. I will relink the image later and edit the original post of it again.
Ahh... thanks.
Here's the Gif image equivalent to the PHG that John sent me... this is a riot...

Completely Off-Topic, I wanted to see who started the Pork Chop thing, and the forum software search shows no hits for "pork chop". What's up with that?

Luke L SSC-Dedicated Points: 35547 More actions · Answer 11

Use the Google Custom Search at the top of the page...

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Jeff Moden SSC Guru Points: 1004435 More actions · Answer 12

jgrubb (1/29/2009)
Completely Off-Topic, I wanted to see who started the Pork Chop thing,

Heh... do you really have to wonder? 😛

--Jeff Moden

RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.

Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.

Helpful Links:
How to post code problems
How to Post Performance Problems
Create a Tally Function (fnTally)

Lynn Pettis SSC Guru Points: 442467 More actions · Answer 13

Jeff Moden (1/29/2009)
jgrubb (1/29/2009)
Completely Off-Topic, I wanted to see who started the Pork Chop thing,
Heh... do you really have to wonder? 😛

Cardinal Moden himself, master pork chop slinger be.

jgrubb SSCrazy Points: 2542 More actions · Answer 14

Lynn Pettis (1/29/2009)
Jeff Moden (1/29/2009)
jgrubb (1/29/2009)
Completely Off-Topic, I wanted to see who started the Pork Chop thing,
Heh... do you really have to wonder? 😛
Cardinal Moden himself, master pork chop slinger be.

I was trying to figure out if I missed an *important* internet meme. I had no idea Mr. RBAR was so multi-talented.:w00t:

Jeff Moden SSC Guru Points: 1004435 More actions · Answer 15

jgrubb (1/30/2009)
Lynn Pettis (1/29/2009)
Jeff Moden (1/29/2009)
jgrubb (1/29/2009)
Completely Off-Topic, I wanted to see who started the Pork Chop thing,
Heh... do you really have to wonder? 😛
Cardinal Moden himself, master pork chop slinger be.
I was trying to figure out if I missed an *important* internet meme. I had no idea Mr. RBAR was so multi-talented.:w00t:

Multi-talented is right... you should see the cannon I built to launch pork chop dinners. 😉

--Jeff Moden

RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.

Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.

Helpful Links:
How to post code problems
How to Post Performance Problems
Create a Tally Function (fnTally)