What are the Party Plans?

  • Nope, can't see it here at work either. Maybe when I get home.

    If no one else can see the image either, can someone suggest a place I could upload it, so I could link it for people to see?

  • John Dempsey (1/28/2009)


    Nope, can't see it here at work either. Maybe when I get home.

    If no one else can see the image either, can someone suggest a place I could upload it, so I could link it for people to see?

    try tinypic.com

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  • Unfortunately, I am not able to access most of the public image storage sites because of my company internet restrictions. So, I decided to just upload my idea for the T-shirt logo as my avatar. The logo was in honor of Jeff Moden and his pork chops. I especially find the ones that come out of his nose most amusing. Anyway, it was kind of my feeble attempt to con Steve into giving me a SSC shirt. 😀 Hopefully, you guys can see it now.

  • I love the chops t-shirt thing! That is just way too... too ... well, it's whatever, but I love it!! 🙂

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  • Matt Miller (1/28/2009)


    Michael Valentine Jones (1/27/2009)


    Going by 120 yards by 50 yards for an American football field (100 yards goal-to-goal plus 2x10 yard end zones by 50 yards wide)

    select Football_Fields_per_Million_SQ_Ft =

    1000000/(select SQ_Ft_Per_Football_Field = (120.0*50.0*3.0*3.0) )

    Results:

    Football_Fields_per_Million_SQ_Ft

    ---------------------------------

    18.518518518518518

    (1 row(s) affected)

    Fair enough - if you're going to throw in the endzones....:)

    However - the width (per NFL regulations) is 160' and not 50 yards, so - you're STILL not quite there:

    http://www.sportsknowhow.com/diagrams/football-nfl-field-dimension-diagram.pdf

    That then means that you're going for:

    160 x 300 (no endzone) = 48000

    or

    160 x 360 (w/ endzones) = 57600

    Which then work out to 20.8 and 17.6 football fields respectively.

    Darn, I never realized it was 53 and one-third yards, instead of 50. Probably pretty hard to spot the difference by eye.

    I got a slightly different value than you, 17.36111..., for the full field.

    select

    End_To_End_Football_Fields_per_Million_SQ_Ft =

    1000000/(select SQ_Ft_Per_Football_Field = (360.0*160.0) ),

    Goal_to_Goal_Football_Fields_per_Million_SQ_Ft =

    1000000/(select SQ_Ft_Per_Football_Field = (300.0*160.0) )

    Results:

    End_To_End_Football_Fields_per_Million_SQ_Ft Goal_to_Goal_Football_Fields_per_Million_SQ_Ft

    -------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------

    17.3611111111 20.8333333333

    (1 row(s) affected)

  • Matt Miller (1/28/2009)[

    Fair enough - if you're going to throw in the endzones....:)

    However - the width (per NFL regulations) is 160' and not 50 yards, so - you're STILL not quite there:

    http://www.sportsknowhow.com/diagrams/football-nfl-field-dimension-diagram.pdf

    That then means that you're going for:

    160 x 300 (no endzone) = 48000

    or

    160 x 360 (w/ endzones) = 57600

    Which then work out to 20.8 and 17.6 football fields respectively.

    Oh I almost forgot about Super bowl on Sunday, can't wait till then :w00t:

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  • John Dempsey (1/28/2009)


    Jeff Moden (1/21/2009)


    BWAA-HAA!!! I'll bring some eats... everyone like pork chops? 😛

    Steve Jones - Editor (1/22/2009)


    Lots of shirts likely to be leaving my basement soon!

    I think I would like to have a compromise of both Jeff's and Steve's idea. I think this compromise would be great on a shirt!

    T-Shirt Image I created below in honor Jeff: (I write this because I can't see it. Because my company internet connection blocks it. Hopefully, you guys can. Let me know.)

    Aw DUDE! I'm trully honored! I've been looking for a good pork chop image and ya beat me to it! I can kill two birds at once... first, I'd love a copy, so click on my name to the left and send me an email. I'll respond and then you can send me the image. Then, I'll also post it here for you.

    Man, I can hardly wait. 😛

    --Jeff Moden


    RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
    First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
    ________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.

    Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.


    Helpful Links:
    How to post code problems
    How to Post Performance Problems
    Create a Tally Function (fnTally)

  • Michael Valentine Jones (1/28/2009)


    Matt Miller (1/28/2009)


    Michael Valentine Jones (1/27/2009)


    Going by 120 yards by 50 yards for an American football field (100 yards goal-to-goal plus 2x10 yard end zones by 50 yards wide)

    select Football_Fields_per_Million_SQ_Ft =

    1000000/(select SQ_Ft_Per_Football_Field = (120.0*50.0*3.0*3.0) )

    Results:

    Football_Fields_per_Million_SQ_Ft

    ---------------------------------

    18.518518518518518

    (1 row(s) affected)

    Fair enough - if you're going to throw in the endzones....:)

    However - the width (per NFL regulations) is 160' and not 50 yards, so - you're STILL not quite there:

    http://www.sportsknowhow.com/diagrams/football-nfl-field-dimension-diagram.pdf

    That then means that you're going for:

    160 x 300 (no endzone) = 48000

    or

    160 x 360 (w/ endzones) = 57600

    Which then work out to 20.8 and 17.6 football fields respectively.

    Darn, I never realized it was 53 and one-third yards, instead of 50. Probably pretty hard to spot the difference by eye.

    I got a slightly different value than you, 17.36111..., for the full field.

    select

    End_To_End_Football_Fields_per_Million_SQ_Ft =

    1000000/(select SQ_Ft_Per_Football_Field = (360.0*160.0) ),

    Goal_to_Goal_Football_Fields_per_Million_SQ_Ft =

    1000000/(select SQ_Ft_Per_Football_Field = (300.0*160.0) )

    Results:

    End_To_End_Football_Fields_per_Million_SQ_Ft Goal_to_Goal_Football_Fields_per_Million_SQ_Ft

    -------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------

    17.3611111111 20.8333333333

    (1 row(s) affected)

    Dang... I'm still confused... can you convert that to a measurement I can understand, please? Pork chop count by surface area would be cool... 😛

    --Jeff Moden


    RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
    First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
    ________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.

    Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.


    Helpful Links:
    How to post code problems
    How to Post Performance Problems
    Create a Tally Function (fnTally)

  • Jeff Moden (1/28/2009)


    Michael Valentine Jones (1/28/2009)


    Matt Miller (1/28/2009)


    Michael Valentine Jones (1/27/2009)


    Going by 120 yards by 50 yards for an American football field (100 yards goal-to-goal plus 2x10 yard end zones by 50 yards wide)

    select Football_Fields_per_Million_SQ_Ft =

    1000000/(select SQ_Ft_Per_Football_Field = (120.0*50.0*3.0*3.0) )

    Results:

    Football_Fields_per_Million_SQ_Ft

    ---------------------------------

    18.518518518518518

    (1 row(s) affected)

    Fair enough - if you're going to throw in the endzones....:)

    However - the width (per NFL regulations) is 160' and not 50 yards, so - you're STILL not quite there:

    http://www.sportsknowhow.com/diagrams/football-nfl-field-dimension-diagram.pdf

    That then means that you're going for:

    160 x 300 (no endzone) = 48000

    or

    160 x 360 (w/ endzones) = 57600

    Which then work out to 20.8 and 17.6 football fields respectively.

    Darn, I never realized it was 53 and one-third yards, instead of 50. Probably pretty hard to spot the difference by eye.

    I got a slightly different value than you, 17.36111..., for the full field.

    select

    End_To_End_Football_Fields_per_Million_SQ_Ft =

    1000000/(select SQ_Ft_Per_Football_Field = (360.0*160.0) ),

    Goal_to_Goal_Football_Fields_per_Million_SQ_Ft =

    1000000/(select SQ_Ft_Per_Football_Field = (300.0*160.0) )

    Results:

    End_To_End_Football_Fields_per_Million_SQ_Ft Goal_to_Goal_Football_Fields_per_Million_SQ_Ft

    -------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------

    17.3611111111 20.8333333333

    (1 row(s) affected)

    Dang... I'm still confused... can you convert that to a measurement I can understand, please? Pork chop count by surface area would be cool... 😛

    Do you have a standard pork chop that can be used for the calculations? 😛

  • ... first, I'd love a copy, so click on my name to the left and send me an email. I'll respond and then you can send me the image. Then, I'll also post it here for you...

    Jeff, I clicked on your name and sent you an email. I was going to send PM follow up but you PM box is full ;).

  • Heh... yeah... I've been waiting for Steve to get "unbusy" so I can figure out a way to save all those PM's... I wanna keep 'em.

    --Jeff Moden


    RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
    First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
    ________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.

    Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.


    Helpful Links:
    How to post code problems
    How to Post Performance Problems
    Create a Tally Function (fnTally)

  • Lynn Pettis (1/28/2009)


    Do you have a standard pork chop that can be used for the calculations? 😛

    Heh... I dunno... ask Celko... he's got standards for everything else. 😛

    --Jeff Moden


    RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
    First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
    ________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.

    Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.


    Helpful Links:
    How to post code problems
    How to Post Performance Problems
    Create a Tally Function (fnTally)

  • John Dempsey (1/28/2009)


    ... first, I'd love a copy, so click on my name to the left and send me an email. I'll respond and then you can send me the image. Then, I'll also post it here for you...

    Jeff, I clicked on your name and sent you an email. I was going to send PM follow up but you PM box is full ;).

    Cool... I'll start checking... My spam filter is pretty aggressive.

    --Jeff Moden


    RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
    First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
    ________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.

    Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.


    Helpful Links:
    How to post code problems
    How to Post Performance Problems
    Create a Tally Function (fnTally)

  • John Dempsey (1/28/2009)


    ... first, I'd love a copy, so click on my name to the left and send me an email. I'll respond and then you can send me the image. Then, I'll also post it here for you...

    Jeff, I clicked on your name and sent you an email. I was going to send PM follow up but you PM box is full ;).

    Ok... sent you one back... let's hope your company spam filters let it through.

    --Jeff Moden


    RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
    First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
    ________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.

    Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.


    Helpful Links:
    How to post code problems
    How to Post Performance Problems
    Create a Tally Function (fnTally)

  • Ok, Steve... to celebrate, you start loading us up with cookies? What's the deal with the ScreenCast.com session cookies that have suddenly started showing up?

    --Jeff Moden


    RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
    First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
    ________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.

    Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.


    Helpful Links:
    How to post code problems
    How to Post Performance Problems
    Create a Tally Function (fnTally)

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