What are the Party Plans?

  • Going by 120 yards by 50 yards for an American football field (100 yards goal-to-goal plus 2x10 yard end zones by 50 yards wide)

    select Football_Fields_per_Million_SQ_Ft =

    1000000/(select SQ_Ft_Per_Football_Field = (120.0*50.0*3.0*3.0) )

    Results:

    Football_Fields_per_Million_SQ_Ft

    ---------------------------------

    18.518518518518518

    (1 row(s) affected)

  • Michael Valentine Jones (1/27/2009)


    Going by 120 yards by 50 yards for an American football field (100 yards goal-to-goal plus 2x10 yard end zones by 50 yards wide)

    select Football_Fields_per_Million_SQ_Ft =

    1000000/(select SQ_Ft_Per_Football_Field = (120.0*50.0*3.0*3.0) )

    Results:

    Football_Fields_per_Million_SQ_Ft

    ---------------------------------

    18.518518518518518

    (1 row(s) affected)

    you really want that shirt don't you!

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  • george sibbald (1/27/2009)


    Michael Valentine Jones (1/27/2009)


    Going by 120 yards by 50 yards for an American football field (100 yards goal-to-goal plus 2x10 yard end zones by 50 yards wide)

    select Football_Fields_per_Million_SQ_Ft =

    1000000/(select SQ_Ft_Per_Football_Field = (120.0*50.0*3.0*3.0) )

    Results:

    Football_Fields_per_Million_SQ_Ft

    ---------------------------------

    18.518518518518518

    (1 row(s) affected)

    you really want that shirt don't you!

    George: "You want the T-shirt?"

    MVJ: "I think I'm entitled."

    George: "You want the T-shirt?!!"

    MVJ: "I want the T-shirt!!"

    George: "You can't handle the T-shirt!!"

    ...

    George: "Did you order the T-shirt?"

    MVJ: "I did my job, I'd do it again."

    George: "Did you order the T-shirt??!"

    MVJ: "You're God damn right I did!"

  • Looks like it rolled over to the 1 million mark overnight!

    Kev

  • Woo-Hoo - 1,000,352 as of this post.

    -- You can't be late until you show up.

  • Yep, wasn't sure it would cross over night or today, and I still have images coming for the stuff, so announcement tomorrow.

    thanks everyone!!

    I think we're purchasing 21 acres (or 23, not sure) and should have some info today to post.

    For the shirts, I usually go random, picking people out of the crowd, but if Michael, George, or any of you regular posters want one, I'll send one out.

  • I don't know if I'm considered a regular or not. I am on the site daily but not always posting - some days simply perusing the new posts, picking up tips. I'd be honored and proud if you'd like to send one my way! For some reason I have a feeling you'll be hearing some variation of this a lot πŸ˜€

    -- You can't be late until you show up.

  • wow - me too - not sure if I'm a regular enough forum poster to deserve a shirt but I have contributed articles and questions πŸ™‚

    Kev

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  • I'll echo that as well. Not sure if I am regular enough but I always enjoy a good shirt. πŸ™‚

    David

    @SQLTentmaker

    β€œHe is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain that which he cannot lose” - Jim Elliot

  • Michael Valentine Jones (1/27/2009)


    Going by 120 yards by 50 yards for an American football field (100 yards goal-to-goal plus 2x10 yard end zones by 50 yards wide)

    select Football_Fields_per_Million_SQ_Ft =

    1000000/(select SQ_Ft_Per_Football_Field = (120.0*50.0*3.0*3.0) )

    Results:

    Football_Fields_per_Million_SQ_Ft

    ---------------------------------

    18.518518518518518

    (1 row(s) affected)

    Fair enough - if you're going to throw in the endzones....:)

    However - the width (per NFL regulations) is 160' and not 50 yards, so - you're STILL not quite there:

    http://www.sportsknowhow.com/diagrams/football-nfl-field-dimension-diagram.pdf

    That then means that you're going for:

    160 x 300 (no endzone) = 48000

    or

    160 x 360 (w/ endzones) = 57600

    Which then work out to 20.8 and 17.6 football fields respectively.

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  • Steve Jones - Editor (1/28/2009)


    Yep, wasn't sure it would cross over night or today, and I still have images coming for the stuff, so announcement tomorrow.

    thanks everyone!!

    I think we're purchasing 21 acres (or 23, not sure) and should have some info today to post.

    For the shirts, I usually go random, picking people out of the crowd, but if Michael, George, or any of you regular posters want one, I'll send one out.

    Heh... not sure I'm "regular enough", but can I get one please? I take a large.

    --Jeff Moden


    RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
    First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
    ________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.

    Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.


    Helpful Links:
    How to post code problems
    How to Post Performance Problems
    Create a Tally Function (fnTally)

  • Jeff Moden (1/21/2009)


    BWAA-HAA!!! I'll bring some eats... everyone like pork chops? πŸ˜›

    Steve Jones - Editor (1/22/2009)


    Lots of shirts likely to be leaving my basement soon!

    I think I would like to have a compromise of both Jeff's and Steve's idea. I think this compromise would be great on a shirt!

    T-Shirt Image I created below in honor Jeff: (I write this because I can't see it. Because my company internet connection blocks it. Hopefully, you guys can. Let me know.)

  • John Dempsey (1/28/2009)


    Jeff Moden (1/21/2009)


    BWAA-HAA!!! I'll bring some eats... everyone like pork chops? πŸ˜›

    Steve Jones - Editor (1/22/2009)


    Lots of shirts likely to be leaving my basement soon!

    I think I would like to have a compromise of both Jeff's and Steve's idea. I think this compromise would be great on a shirt!

    T-Shirt Image below: (I write this because I can't see it. Because my company internet connection blocks it. Hopefully, you guys can. Let me know.)

    Nope, can't see it here at work either. Maybe when I get home.

  • For the shirts, I usually go random, picking people out of the crowd, but if Michael, George, or any of you regular posters want one, I'll send one out.

    probably more deserving folk, but it would be rude of me to refuse such an honour. I'm a medium.

    thanks

    george

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