That site chucknorrisfacts is the best... well not as good as SSC but well they raise the bar pertty high...
and as for needing a new job... well i'm not sure if that was directed to me or our poor fellow with the long time trouble with heart surgery.. either way... I'm guessing SJ is was getting into the Irish spirits a little early...
for we all know that its a medical 'practice' its like they only have a 'dev' enviornment for surgery...