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ChrisM@Work SSC Guru Points: 186127 More actions · Answer 1

rdouglas66 (5/4/2010)
unification
consolidation

Hi Rich

Knowing how much you love your toys, here's one specially chosen just for you!

^{“Write the query the simplest way. If through testing it becomes clear that the performance is inadequate, consider alternative query forms.” - Gail Shaw}

For fast, accurate and documented assistance in answering your questions, please read this article.
Understanding and using APPLY, (I) and (II) Paul White
Hidden RBAR: Triangular Joins / The "Numbers" or "Tally" Table: What it is and how it replaces a loop Jeff Moden

Kit G SSCrazy Points: 2888 More actions · Answer 2

ed-ja-ma-ca-tion

(as in "I got an edjamacation!")

-- Kit

Steve Jones - SSC Editor SSC Guru Points: 736270 More actions · Answer 3

Steve Jones - SSC Editor

SSC Guru

Points: 736270

May 4, 2010 at 7:25 am

#1161779

Baking. Made chocolate croissants this morning.

sing4you SSCrazy Points: 2984 More actions · Answer 4

Steve Jones - Editor (5/4/2010)
Baking. Made chocolate croissants this morning.

Mmmmmm. Expansion.

RichardDouglas SSCarpal Tunnel Points: 4029 More actions · Answer 5

Chris Morris-439714 (5/4/2010)
rdouglas66 (5/4/2010)
unification
consolidation
Hi Rich
Knowing how much you love your toys, here's one specially chosen just for you!

Is that link weighted towards SQL?

The first few things were:

Density

Availability

Table

Procedure

Weird!

Hope this helps,
Rich

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Lynn Pettis SSC Guru Points: 442467 More actions · Answer 6

Field Trip - Going to the Denver Museum, seeing the Body works Exhibit with my youngest and her class.

ChrisM@Work SSC Guru Points: 186127 More actions · Answer 7

Lynn Pettis (5/4/2010)
Field Trip - Going to the Denver Museum, seeing the Body works Exhibit with my youngest and her class.

Don't you just love biltong?

^{“Write the query the simplest way. If through testing it becomes clear that the performance is inadequate, consider alternative query forms.” - Gail Shaw}

For fast, accurate and documented assistance in answering your questions, please read this article.
Understanding and using APPLY, (I) and (II) Paul White
Hidden RBAR: Triangular Joins / The "Numbers" or "Tally" Table: What it is and how it replaces a loop Jeff Moden

crookj SSChampion Points: 14075 More actions · Answer 8

crookj

SSChampion

Points: 14075

May 4, 2010 at 7:43 am

#1161800

Meltdown

Joe

John Rowan SSC Guru Points: 56440 More actions · Answer 9

Steve Jones - Editor (5/4/2010)
Baking. Made chocolate croissants this morning.

mbricker-600840 (5/4/2010)
bacon

Steve, can you combine these 2 threads and make bacon covered chocolate croissants?

John Rowan

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Paul White SSC Guru Points: 150467 More actions · Answer 10

ROUND £$%^&*ing ROUND!!!

Paul White
SQLPerformance.com
SQLkiwi blog
@SQL_Kiwi

ChrisM@Work SSC Guru Points: 186127 More actions · Answer 11

Paul White NZ (5/4/2010)
ROUND £$%^&*ing ROUND!!!

Wassup Paul?

^{“Write the query the simplest way. If through testing it becomes clear that the performance is inadequate, consider alternative query forms.” - Gail Shaw}

For fast, accurate and documented assistance in answering your questions, please read this article.
Understanding and using APPLY, (I) and (II) Paul White
Hidden RBAR: Triangular Joins / The "Numbers" or "Tally" Table: What it is and how it replaces a loop Jeff Moden

Paul White SSC Guru Points: 150467 More actions · Answer 12

Chris Morris-439714 (5/4/2010)
Paul White NZ (5/4/2010)
ROUND £$%^&*ing ROUND!!!
Wassup Paul?

Today's QotD :alien:

Paul White
SQLPerformance.com
SQLkiwi blog
@SQL_Kiwi

crookj SSChampion Points: 14075 More actions · Answer 13

Chris Morris-439714 (5/4/2010)
Paul White NZ (5/4/2010)
ROUND £$%^&*ing ROUND!!!
Wassup Paul?

Maybe too much of mbricker's bacon and Steve's croissants? :hehe:

Joe

ChrisM@Work SSC Guru Points: 186127 More actions · Answer 14

Paul White NZ (5/4/2010)
Chris Morris-439714 (5/4/2010)
Paul White NZ (5/4/2010)
ROUND £$%^&*ing ROUND!!!
Wassup Paul?
Today's QotD :alien:

Blimey! Have you opened the can or what?

Go for a beer. By the time you get back, them worms will have vanished.

^{“Write the query the simplest way. If through testing it becomes clear that the performance is inadequate, consider alternative query forms.” - Gail Shaw}

For fast, accurate and documented assistance in answering your questions, please read this article.
Understanding and using APPLY, (I) and (II) Paul White
Hidden RBAR: Triangular Joins / The "Numbers" or "Tally" Table: What it is and how it replaces a loop Jeff Moden

Paul White SSC Guru Points: 150467 More actions · Answer 15

Chris Morris-439714 (5/4/2010)
Blimey! Have you opened the can or what?
Go for a beer. By the time you get back, them worms will have vanished.

I know...I know! Sadly it's 3:59am so no beer, but things seem quieter now so going to bed!!!

Paul White
SQLPerformance.com
SQLkiwi blog
@SQL_Kiwi