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• djj

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  January 18, 2016 at 6:19 am

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  Ed Wagner (1/16/2016)

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• whereisSQL?

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  January 18, 2016 at 7:33 am

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  djj (1/18/2016)

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  Grumpy DBA (1/18/2016)

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  Ed Wagner (1/16/2016)

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  SQLRNNR (1/15/2016)

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• Ed Wagner

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  January 18, 2016 at 9:04 am

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  whereisSQL? (1/18/2016)

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  djj (1/18/2016)

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  Ed Wagner (1/16/2016)

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  Ed Wagner (1/15/2016)

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  crookj (1/15/2016)

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  SQLRNNR (1/15/2016)

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  Tally Tables - Performance Personified
  String Splitting with True Performance
  Best practices on how to ask questions

• djj

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  January 18, 2016 at 9:32 am

  #1852532

  Ed Wagner (1/18/2016)

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  whereisSQL? (1/18/2016)

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  djj (1/18/2016)

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  Grumpy DBA (1/18/2016)

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  Ed Wagner (1/16/2016)

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  SQLRNNR (1/15/2016)

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  Ed Wagner (1/15/2016)

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  crookj (1/15/2016)

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  SQLRNNR (1/15/2016)

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• Ed Wagner

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  January 18, 2016 at 11:04 am

  #1852553

  djj (1/18/2016)

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  Ed Wagner (1/18/2016)

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  djj (1/18/2016)

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  Grumpy DBA (1/18/2016)

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  Ed Wagner (1/16/2016)

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  SQLRNNR (1/15/2016)

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  Ed Wagner (1/15/2016)

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  crookj (1/15/2016)

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  SQLRNNR (1/15/2016)

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  Mash

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  Woman

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  Tally Tables - Performance Personified
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• Revenant

  SSC-Forever

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  January 18, 2016 at 12:13 pm

  #1852567

  Ed Wagner (1/18/2016)

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  djj (1/18/2016)

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  whereisSQL? (1/18/2016)

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  djj (1/18/2016)

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  Grumpy DBA (1/18/2016)

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  Ed Wagner (1/16/2016)

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  SQLRNNR (1/15/2016)

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  Ed Wagner (1/15/2016)

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  crookj (1/15/2016)

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• Jeff Moden

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  January 18, 2016 at 12:21 pm

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  Revenant (1/18/2016)

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  Ed Wagner (1/18/2016)

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  djj (1/18/2016)

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  whereisSQL? (1/18/2016)

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  djj (1/18/2016)

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  Grumpy DBA (1/18/2016)

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  Ed Wagner (1/16/2016)

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  SQLRNNR (1/15/2016)

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  Ed Wagner (1/15/2016)

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  SQLRNNR (1/15/2016)

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  Woman

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  Two-timer

  Four Flusher (Note... not a reference to my morning constitutional :-D)

  --Jeff Moden

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  RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
  First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
  ________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.

  Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.
  

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  Helpful Links:
  How to post code problems
  How to Post Performance Problems
  Create a Tally Function (fnTally)
  

• whereisSQL?

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  January 18, 2016 at 12:26 pm

  #1852573

  Jeff Moden (1/18/2016)

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  Revenant (1/18/2016)

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  djj (1/18/2016)

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  Ed Wagner (1/18/2016)

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  djj (1/18/2016)

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  Grumpy DBA (1/18/2016)

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  Ed Wagner (1/16/2016)

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  SQLRNNR (1/15/2016)

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  Ed Wagner (1/15/2016)

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  crookj (1/15/2016)

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  Woman

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  Lawyers

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  Two-timer

  Four Flusher (Note... not a reference to my morning constitutional :-D)

  Poo-pourri

• Ed Wagner

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  January 18, 2016 at 1:11 pm

  #1852580

  whereisSQL? (1/18/2016)

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  Jeff Moden (1/18/2016)

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  djj (1/18/2016)

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  Ed Wagner (1/16/2016)

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  Ed Wagner (1/15/2016)

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  Woman

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  Lawyers

  Shyster

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  Two-timer

  Four Flusher (Note... not a reference to my morning constitutional :-D)

  Poo-pourri

  Stink

  Tally Tables - Performance Personified
  String Splitting with True Performance
  Best practices on how to ask questions

• Jeff Moden

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  January 18, 2016 at 1:46 pm

  #1852592

  Ed Wagner (1/18/2016)

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  whereisSQL? (1/18/2016)

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  Jeff Moden (1/18/2016)

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  Revenant (1/18/2016)

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  Ed Wagner (1/18/2016)

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  djj (1/18/2016)

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  Ed Wagner (1/18/2016)

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  whereisSQL? (1/18/2016)

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  djj (1/18/2016)

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  Grumpy DBA (1/18/2016)

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  Ed Wagner (1/16/2016)

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  SQLRNNR (1/15/2016)

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  Ed Wagner (1/15/2016)

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  crookj (1/15/2016)

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  SQLRNNR (1/15/2016)

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  firecracker

  banger

  Mash

  pudding

  Bread

  Wonder

  Woman

  Justice (league)

  Lawyers

  Shyster

  Cheat

  Two-timer

  Four Flusher (Note... not a reference to my morning constitutional :-D)

  Poo-pourri

  Stink

  Stank

  --Jeff Moden

  ---

  RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
  First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
  ________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.

  Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.
  

  ---

  Helpful Links:
  How to post code problems
  How to Post Performance Problems
  Create a Tally Function (fnTally)
  

• whereisSQL?

  SSCarpal Tunnel

  Points: 4928

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  January 18, 2016 at 1:53 pm

  #1852597

  Jeff Moden (1/18/2016)

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  Ed Wagner (1/18/2016)

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  whereisSQL? (1/18/2016)

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  Jeff Moden (1/18/2016)

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  Revenant (1/18/2016)

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  Ed Wagner (1/18/2016)

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  djj (1/18/2016)

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  Ed Wagner (1/18/2016)

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  whereisSQL? (1/18/2016)

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  djj (1/18/2016)

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  Grumpy DBA (1/18/2016)

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  Ed Wagner (1/16/2016)

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  SQLRNNR (1/15/2016)

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  Ed Wagner (1/15/2016)

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  crookj (1/15/2016)

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  Mash

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  Woman

  Justice (league)

  Lawyers

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  Four Flusher (Note... not a reference to my morning constitutional :-D)

  Poo-pourri

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• SQLRNNR

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  January 18, 2016 at 2:34 pm

  #1852612

  reasonable

  Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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  I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
  SQL RNNR
  Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
  Learn Extended Events

• Revenant

  SSC-Forever

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  January 18, 2016 at 2:39 pm

  #1852615

  SQLRNNR (1/18/2016)

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  reasonable

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• Ed Wagner

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  January 18, 2016 at 4:09 pm

  #1852624

  Revenant (1/18/2016)

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  SQLRNNR (1/18/2016)

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  reasonable

  justified

  Perspective

  Tally Tables - Performance Personified
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• Stuart Davies

  SSCoach

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  January 19, 2016 at 12:36 am

  #1852651

  Ed Wagner (1/18/2016)

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  Revenant (1/18/2016)

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  SQLRNNR (1/18/2016)

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  reasonable

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  Parallax

  -------------------------------Posting Data Etiquette - Jeff Moden [/url]Smart way to ask a question
  There are naive questions, tedious questions, ill-phrased questions, questions put after inadequate self-criticism. But every question is a cry to understand (the world). There is no such thing as a dumb question. ― Carl Sagan
  I would never join a club that would allow me as a member - Groucho Marx