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• Neil Burton

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  January 12, 2016 at 7:19 am

  #1851296

  Ed Wagner (1/12/2016)

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  On two occasions I have been asked, "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" ... I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.
  —Charles Babbage, Passages from the Life of a Philosopher

  How to post a question to get the most help http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Best+Practices/61537

• crookj

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  January 12, 2016 at 7:31 am

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  Ed Wagner (1/12/2016)

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• Ed Wagner

  SSC Guru

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  January 12, 2016 at 8:15 am

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  crookj (1/12/2016)

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  BWFC (1/12/2016)

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  Ed Wagner (1/12/2016)

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  Grumpy DBA (1/12/2016)

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  Tally Tables - Performance Personified
  String Splitting with True Performance
  Best practices on how to ask questions

• DonlSimpson

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  January 12, 2016 at 9:56 am

  #1851339

  Ed Wagner (1/12/2016)

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  crookj (1/12/2016)

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  BWFC (1/12/2016)

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  Ed Wagner (1/12/2016)

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  Don Simpson
  

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  I'm not sure about Heisenberg.

• whereisSQL?

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  January 12, 2016 at 10:51 am

  #1851360

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  BWFC (1/12/2016)

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  Ed Wagner (1/12/2016)

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• Ed Wagner

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  January 12, 2016 at 11:10 am

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  whereisSQL? (1/12/2016)

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  DonlSimpson (1/12/2016)

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  crookj (1/12/2016)

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  Ed Wagner (1/12/2016)

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  Best practices on how to ask questions

• BLOB EATER

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  January 13, 2016 at 3:16 am

  #1851516

  Ed Wagner (1/12/2016)

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  Ed Wagner (1/12/2016)

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  crookj (1/12/2016)

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  BWFC (1/12/2016)

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  Ed Wagner (1/12/2016)

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• Ed Wagner

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  January 13, 2016 at 7:04 am

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  Ed Wagner (1/12/2016)

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  Ed Wagner (1/12/2016)

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  crookj (1/12/2016)

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  BWFC (1/12/2016)

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  Ed Wagner (1/12/2016)

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  Tally Tables - Performance Personified
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• djj

  SSCoach

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  January 13, 2016 at 9:42 am

  #1851639

  Ed Wagner (1/13/2016)

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  Ed Wagner (1/12/2016)

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  crookj (1/12/2016)

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  BWFC (1/12/2016)

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  Ed Wagner (1/12/2016)

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• Ed Wagner

  SSC Guru

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  January 13, 2016 at 9:47 am

  #1851642

  djj (1/13/2016)

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  Ed Wagner (1/12/2016)

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  DonlSimpson (1/12/2016)

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  Ed Wagner (1/12/2016)

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  crookj (1/12/2016)

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  BWFC (1/12/2016)

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  Ed Wagner (1/12/2016)

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  Initial Specifications

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  Tally Tables - Performance Personified
  String Splitting with True Performance
  Best practices on how to ask questions

• DonlSimpson

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  January 13, 2016 at 9:57 am

  #1851647

  Ed Wagner (1/13/2016)

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  djj (1/13/2016)

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  Ed Wagner (1/13/2016)

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  Ed Wagner (1/12/2016)

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  whereisSQL? (1/12/2016)

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  DonlSimpson (1/12/2016)

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  Ed Wagner (1/12/2016)

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  crookj (1/12/2016)

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  BWFC (1/12/2016)

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  Ed Wagner (1/12/2016)

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  Grumpy DBA (1/12/2016)

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  BWFC (1/12/2016)

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  Girl

  Don Simpson
  

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  I'm not sure about Heisenberg.

• SQLRNNR

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  January 13, 2016 at 10:04 am

  #1851652

  Grumpy DBA (1/12/2016)

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  Grizzly

  Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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  I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
  SQL RNNR
  Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
  Learn Extended Events

• djj

  SSCoach

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  January 13, 2016 at 11:19 am

  #1851676

  DonlSimpson (1/13/2016)

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  Ed Wagner (1/13/2016)

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  Ed Wagner (1/13/2016)

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  BL0B_EATER (1/13/2016)

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  Ed Wagner (1/12/2016)

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  whereisSQL? (1/12/2016)

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  DonlSimpson (1/12/2016)

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  Ed Wagner (1/12/2016)

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  crookj (1/12/2016)

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  BWFC (1/12/2016)

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  Ed Wagner (1/12/2016)

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  Grumpy DBA (1/12/2016)

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  BWFC (1/12/2016)

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  Deuce 😀

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  Initial Specifications

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  NULL

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  Function

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  Gone

  Girl

  Tatoo

• Grumpy DBA

  SSChampion

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  January 13, 2016 at 11:39 am

  #1851686

  djj (1/13/2016)

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  DonlSimpson (1/13/2016)

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  Dragon

• crookj

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  January 13, 2016 at 11:48 am

  #1851690

  Grumpy DBA (1/13/2016)

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  djj (1/13/2016)

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  Tatoo

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  Tiamat