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• crookj

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  January 11, 2016 at 11:29 am

  #1851071

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• djj

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  January 11, 2016 at 11:34 am

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• whereisSQL?

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  January 11, 2016 at 12:43 pm

  #1851100

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• Ed Wagner

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  January 11, 2016 at 1:37 pm

  #1851120

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  It's not the dress, dear!

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  DefinitelyBetterThanTheDogHouse

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• Luis Cazares

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  January 11, 2016 at 2:17 pm

  #1851139

  Ed Wagner (1/11/2016)

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  Luis C.
  General Disclaimer:
  Are you seriously taking the advice and code from someone from the internet without testing it? Do you at least understand it? Or can it easily kill your server?

  How to post data/code on a forum to get the best help: Option 1 / Option 2

• ZZartin

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  January 11, 2016 at 2:42 pm

  #1851153

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• SQLRNNR

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  January 11, 2016 at 3:33 pm

  #1851183

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  Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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  I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
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  Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
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• DonlSimpson

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  January 11, 2016 at 4:20 pm

  #1851193

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  DefinitelyBetterThanTheDogHouse

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  I'm not sure about Heisenberg.

• Revenant

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  January 11, 2016 at 6:26 pm

  #1851205

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• Ed Wagner

  SSC Guru

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  January 11, 2016 at 7:01 pm

  #1851206

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  DefinitelyBetterThanTheDogHouse

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  Tally Tables - Performance Personified
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• whereisSQL?

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  January 11, 2016 at 7:15 pm

  #1851208

  Ed Wagner (1/11/2016)

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• Ed Wagner

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  January 12, 2016 at 5:19 am

  #1851269

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  DefinitelyBetterThanTheDogHouse

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  Tally Tables - Performance Personified
  String Splitting with True Performance
  Best practices on how to ask questions

• Neil Burton

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  January 12, 2016 at 5:27 am

  #1851271

  Ed Wagner (1/12/2016)

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  DefinitelyBetterThanTheDogHouse

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  Deuce 😀

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  On two occasions I have been asked, "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" ... I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.
  —Charles Babbage, Passages from the Life of a Philosopher

  How to post a question to get the most help http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Best+Practices/61537

• Grumpy DBA

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  January 12, 2016 at 5:58 am

  #1851279

  BWFC (1/12/2016)

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  Deuce 😀

  #2

• Ed Wagner

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  January 12, 2016 at 7:06 am

  #1851294

  Grumpy DBA (1/12/2016)

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  BWFC (1/12/2016)

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  Deuce 😀

  #2

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  Tally Tables - Performance Personified
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