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jcrawf02 SSC-Insane Points: 24198 More actions · Answer 1

CirquedeSQLeil (12/14/2009)
BEAR

you spelled Beer wrong...

**Edit - I am officially declaring myself un-funny, as I (shockingly :w00t:) neglected to read up on my Thread before seeing this one. 😀

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"stewsterl 80804 (10/16/2009)I guess when you stop and try to understand the solution provided you not only learn, but save yourself some headaches when you need to make any slight changes."

SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281334 More actions · Answer 2

jcrawf02 (12/14/2009)
CirquedeSQLeil (12/14/2009)
BEAR
you spelled Beer wrong...
**Edit - I am officially declaring myself un-funny, as I (shockingly :w00t:) neglected to read up on my Thread before seeing this one. 😀

LOL

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crookj SSChampion Points: 14075 More actions · Answer 3

CirquedeSQLeil (12/11/2009)
crookj (12/11/2009)
Humorous
(Watching the single winning Cleveland Browns defeat the so called World Champions - Pittsburgh Steelers.) 😛
Yes, yes indeed that is humorous:-D. Too bad my team isn't faring much better:sick:

Neither is mine. At least we can suffer in humor. 😉

jcrawf02 SSC-Insane Points: 24198 More actions · Answer 4

crookj (12/14/2009)
CirquedeSQLeil (12/11/2009)
crookj (12/11/2009)
Humorous
(Watching the single winning Cleveland Browns defeat the so called World Champions - Pittsburgh Steelers.) 😛
Yes, yes indeed that is humorous:-D. Too bad my team isn't faring much better:sick:
Neither is mine. At least we can suffer in humor. 😉

Sorry, not sure which teams you guys root for, but c'mon - "not faring much better" than being beaten by the BROWNS? I'm from Ohio and have always liked the Browns, but I'm not insane...:hehe:

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How best to post your question[/url]
How to post performance problems[/url]
Tally Table:What it is and how it replaces a loop[/url]

"stewsterl 80804 (10/16/2009)I guess when you stop and try to understand the solution provided you not only learn, but save yourself some headaches when you need to make any slight changes."

SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281334 More actions · Answer 5

jcrawf02 (12/14/2009)
crookj (12/14/2009)
CirquedeSQLeil (12/11/2009)
crookj (12/11/2009)
Humorous
(Watching the single winning Cleveland Browns defeat the so called World Champions - Pittsburgh Steelers.) 😛
Yes, yes indeed that is humorous:-D. Too bad my team isn't faring much better:sick:
Neither is mine. At least we can suffer in humor. 😉
Sorry, not sure which teams you guys root for, but c'mon - "not faring much better" than being beaten by the BROWNS? I'm from Ohio and have always liked the Browns, but I'm not insane...:hehe:

All I can say is Orton was better (in the system)...Running Game has disappeared and the receivers are a big part of the blame.

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crookj SSChampion Points: 14075 More actions · Answer 6

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December 15, 2009 at 8:49 am

#1092576

Permdrg.

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corn-dodger

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Chris Quinn-821458 Hall of Fame Points: 3192 More actions · Answer 8

Chris Quinn-821458

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December 15, 2009 at 9:16 am

#1092589

Ecstatic!

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Trivial

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crookj SSChampion Points: 14075 More actions · Answer 10

crookj

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December 16, 2009 at 10:20 am

#1093186

Installation.

Bru Medishetty SSC-Insane Points: 23606 More actions · Answer 11

Gifts

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Jeff Moden SSC Guru Points: 1004356 More actions · Answer 12

Nasty-Fast and Pork-Chop-Proof

--Jeff Moden

RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.

Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.

Helpful Links:
How to post code problems
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Create a Tally Function (fnTally)

Kit G SSCrazy Points: 2888 More actions · Answer 13

Kit G

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December 17, 2009 at 7:11 am

#1093470

Hickory-smoked Barbeque Sauce

-- Kit

Lynn Pettis SSC Guru Points: 442467 More actions · Answer 14

Lynn Pettis

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December 17, 2009 at 7:23 am

#1093478

Dinner!

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Magi

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