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  August 13, 2015 at 5:09 am

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  August 13, 2015 at 5:35 am

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  August 13, 2015 at 6:59 am

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  General Disclaimer:
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  How to post data/code on a forum to get the best help: Option 1 / Option 2

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  August 13, 2015 at 7:02 am

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  August 13, 2015 at 7:33 am

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  August 13, 2015 at 7:39 am

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  August 13, 2015 at 8:38 am

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  August 13, 2015 at 8:42 am

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  General Disclaimer:
  Are you seriously taking the advice and code from someone from the internet without testing it? Do you at least understand it? Or can it easily kill your server?

  How to post data/code on a forum to get the best help: Option 1 / Option 2

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  August 13, 2015 at 9:10 am

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  August 13, 2015 at 1:29 pm

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  August 13, 2015 at 2:46 pm

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  August 13, 2015 at 2:54 pm

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  August 13, 2015 at 5:56 pm

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  August 14, 2015 at 5:12 am

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  August 14, 2015 at 6:14 am

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