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  July 17, 2015 at 7:37 am

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  July 17, 2015 at 7:45 am

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  July 18, 2015 at 6:57 am

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  July 20, 2015 at 5:36 am

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• Ed Wagner

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  July 20, 2015 at 6:08 am

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• Eirikur Eiriksson

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  July 20, 2015 at 6:11 am

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  July 20, 2015 at 6:12 am

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  On two occasions I have been asked, "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" ... I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.
  —Charles Babbage, Passages from the Life of a Philosopher

  How to post a question to get the most help http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Best+Practices/61537

• Ed Wagner

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  July 20, 2015 at 6:17 am

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• eccentricDBA

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  July 20, 2015 at 7:27 am

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• SQLRNNR

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  July 20, 2015 at 8:47 am

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• Eirikur Eiriksson

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  July 20, 2015 at 8:50 am

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• Ed Wagner

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  July 20, 2015 at 9:59 am

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• Luis Cazares

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  July 20, 2015 at 10:06 am

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  July 20, 2015 at 10:11 am

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• Eirikur Eiriksson

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  July 20, 2015 at 10:15 am

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