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  • July 15, 2015 at 10:41 am

    #1812720

    SQLRNNR (7/15/2015)

    wonder

    Bread

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  • July 15, 2015 at 11:56 am

    #1812753

    Ed Wagner (7/15/2015)

    SQLRNNR (7/15/2015)

    wonder

    Bread

    chapati

    Tom

  • July 15, 2015 at 4:23 pm

    #1812821

    TomThomson (7/15/2015)

    Ed Wagner (7/15/2015)

    SQLRNNR (7/15/2015)

    wonder

    Bread

    chapati

    pancake

  • July 15, 2015 at 5:31 pm

    #1812827

    Revenant (7/15/2015)

    TomThomson (7/15/2015)

    Ed Wagner (7/15/2015)

    SQLRNNR (7/15/2015)

    wonder

    Bread

    chapati

    pancake

    blaeberry -

    - good with pancakes; and an interesting word anyway, as it covers a several plants with rather nice edible berries - in Gàidhlig we have about 20 general names for the blaeberry genus and then special names for individual members of the genus - eg fraochag-Aimeirigeach for vaccinium cyanococcus and dearc-choille for vaccinium myrtillus.

    Tom

  • July 16, 2015 at 4:46 am

    #1812892

    TomThomson (7/15/2015)

    Revenant (7/15/2015)

    TomThomson (7/15/2015)

    Ed Wagner (7/15/2015)

    SQLRNNR (7/15/2015)

    wonder

    Bread

    chapati

    pancake

    blaeberry -

    - good with pancakes; and an interesting word anyway, as it covers a several plants with rather nice edible berries - in Gàidhlig we have about 20 general names for the blaeberry genus and then special names for individual members of the genus - eg fraochag-Aimeirigeach for vaccinium cyanococcus and dearc-choille for vaccinium myrtillus.

    Penicillin

  • July 16, 2015 at 6:07 am

    #1812909

    djj (7/16/2015)

    TomThomson (7/15/2015)

    Revenant (7/15/2015)

    TomThomson (7/15/2015)

    Ed Wagner (7/15/2015)

    SQLRNNR (7/15/2015)

    wonder

    Bread

    chapati

    pancake

    blaeberry -

    - good with pancakes; and an interesting word anyway, as it covers a several plants with rather nice edible berries - in Gàidhlig we have about 20 general names for the blaeberry genus and then special names for individual members of the genus - eg fraochag-Aimeirigeach for vaccinium cyanococcus and dearc-choille for vaccinium myrtillus.

    Penicillin

    Antibiotic

    Tally Tables - Performance Personified
    String Splitting with True Performance
    Best practices on how to ask questions

  • July 16, 2015 at 6:13 am

    #1812911

    Ed Wagner (7/16/2015)

    djj (7/16/2015)

    TomThomson (7/15/2015)

    Revenant (7/15/2015)

    TomThomson (7/15/2015)

    Ed Wagner (7/15/2015)

    SQLRNNR (7/15/2015)

    wonder

    Bread

    chapati

    pancake

    blaeberry -

    - good with pancakes; and an interesting word anyway, as it covers a several plants with rather nice edible berries - in Gàidhlig we have about 20 general names for the blaeberry genus and then special names for individual members of the genus - eg fraochag-Aimeirigeach for vaccinium cyanococcus and dearc-choille for vaccinium myrtillus.

    Penicillin

    Antibiotic

    Resistance

    On two occasions I have been asked, "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" ... I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.
    —Charles Babbage, Passages from the Life of a Philosopher

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  • July 16, 2015 at 6:35 am

    #1812920

    BWFC (7/16/2015)

    Ed Wagner (7/16/2015)

    djj (7/16/2015)

    TomThomson (7/15/2015)

    Revenant (7/15/2015)

    TomThomson (7/15/2015)

    Ed Wagner (7/15/2015)

    SQLRNNR (7/15/2015)

    wonder

    Bread

    chapati

    pancake

    blaeberry -

    - good with pancakes; and an interesting word anyway, as it covers a several plants with rather nice edible berries - in Gàidhlig we have about 20 general names for the blaeberry genus and then special names for individual members of the genus - eg fraochag-Aimeirigeach for vaccinium cyanococcus and dearc-choille for vaccinium myrtillus.

    Penicillin

    Antibiotic

    Resistance

    Futile

    Tally Tables - Performance Personified
    String Splitting with True Performance
    Best practices on how to ask questions

  • July 16, 2015 at 9:46 am

    #1813035

    Ed Wagner (7/16/2015)

    BWFC (7/16/2015)

    Ed Wagner (7/16/2015)

    djj (7/16/2015)

    TomThomson (7/15/2015)

    Revenant (7/15/2015)

    TomThomson (7/15/2015)

    Ed Wagner (7/15/2015)

    SQLRNNR (7/15/2015)

    wonder

    Bread

    chapati

    pancake

    blaeberry -

    - good with pancakes; and an interesting word anyway, as it covers a several plants with rather nice edible berries - in Gàidhlig we have about 20 general names for the blaeberry genus and then special names for individual members of the genus - eg fraochag-Aimeirigeach for vaccinium cyanococcus and dearc-choille for vaccinium myrtillus.

    Penicillin

    Antibiotic

    Resistance

    Futile

    Effort

  • July 16, 2015 at 10:44 am

    #1813070

    Revenant (7/16/2015)

    Ed Wagner (7/16/2015)

    BWFC (7/16/2015)

    Resistance

    Futile

    Effort

    Attitude

    Tally Tables - Performance Personified
    String Splitting with True Performance
    Best practices on how to ask questions

  • July 16, 2015 at 12:33 pm

    #1813105

    Ed Wagner (7/16/2015)

    Revenant (7/16/2015)

    Ed Wagner (7/16/2015)

    BWFC (7/16/2015)

    Resistance

    Futile

    Effort

    Attitude

    Aptitude

  • July 16, 2015 at 3:22 pm

    #1813139

    clam

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
    _______________________________________________
    I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
    SQL RNNR
    Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
    Learn Extended Events

  • July 16, 2015 at 9:18 pm

    #1813160

    SQLRNNR (7/16/2015)

    clam

    fn_clam 😀

    --Jeff Moden

    RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
    First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
    ________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.

    Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.

    Helpful Links:
    How to post code problems
    How to Post Performance Problems
    Create a Tally Function (fnTally)

  • July 17, 2015 at 5:53 am

    #1813243

    Jeff Moden (7/16/2015)

    SQLRNNR (7/16/2015)

    clam

    fn_clam 😀

    Oyster

    Tally Tables - Performance Personified
    String Splitting with True Performance
    Best practices on how to ask questions

  • July 17, 2015 at 6:39 am

    #1813261

    Ed Wagner (7/17/2015)

    Jeff Moden (7/16/2015)

    SQLRNNR (7/16/2015)

    clam

    fn_clam 😀

    Oyster

    Pismo (The Great Clam Festival)

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