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  • Kringer

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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  • CirquedeSQLeil (4/19/2010)


    Kringer

    Without Googling, this has to be a flavourless colourless sweetish lager served freezing cold to impressionable teens πŸ˜›

    β€œWrite the query the simplest way. If through testing it becomes clear that the performance is inadequate, consider alternative query forms.” - Gail Shaw

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  • Bubba.

    John Rowan

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  • John Rowan (4/19/2010)


    Bubba.

    Gump

    Mike

    β€œI know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.”...Robert McCloskey

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  • Chris Morris-439714 (4/19/2010)


    CirquedeSQLeil (4/19/2010)


    Kringer

    Without Googling, this has to be a flavourless colourless sweetish lager served freezing cold to impressionable teens πŸ˜›

    Skeletor

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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    I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
    SQL RNNR
    Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
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  • Pharisee

  • Sadducees

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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    I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
    SQL RNNR
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  • hypocrites

    John Rowan

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  • Samaritans

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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    I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
    SQL RNNR
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  • But which are we?

  • Samaritans

    Pharisees and Sadducees were stuck in their ways, would not learn - and at times hypocritical.

    Hypocrites - act contrary to their speech (different from acting contrary to belief).

    Samaritans - were willing to learn (we can only speculate about the mass population due to records being limited) and behaved on a higher level than they were esteemed. They at least are willing to help another - no matter origin.

    I don't see "us" fitting in either of the first three categories. You (in general - not a specific person) help where you can, and don't just pass by - you try to teach and solve a problem. If that means helping somebody to learn to fish so they can do it on their own in the future then that is the best possible way. That is a good thing. Sometimes we see people go off - that isn't so good. But a few acts are not enough to condemn a person if that person demonstrates a change.

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
    _______________________________________________
    I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
    SQL RNNR
    Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
    Learn Extended Events

  • manure

    operating the spreader today to fertilize the pasture.

  • Steve Jones - Editor (4/19/2010)


    manure

    operating the spreader today to fertilize the pasture.

    One thing I don't miss (having done it in the past).

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
    _______________________________________________
    I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
    SQL RNNR
    Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
    Learn Extended Events

  • nose plugs?

    -- Kit

  • Surfactant

    John Rowan

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