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Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
SQL RNNR
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crookj SSChampion Points: 14075 More actions · Answer 4

Humorous

(Watching the single winning Cleveland Browns defeat the so called World Champions - Pittsburgh Steelers.) 😛

Kit G SSCrazy Points: 2888 More actions · Answer 5

Kit G

SSCrazy

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December 11, 2009 at 9:27 am

#1091256

Viaduct

-- Kit

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Chris Quinn-821458

Hall of Fame

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December 11, 2009 at 9:49 am

#1091267

Arquebus

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crookj (12/11/2009)
Humorous
(Watching the single winning Cleveland Browns defeat the so called World Champions - Pittsburgh Steelers.) 😛

Yes, yes indeed that is humorous:-D. Too bad my team isn't faring much better:sick:

Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
SQL RNNR
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Adam Gojdas

SSCommitted

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December 11, 2009 at 3:05 pm

#1091443

strategery

(pronounced struh-TEE-jer-ee)

Jeff Moden SSC Guru Points: 1004339 More actions · Answer 9

Chris Quinn-821458 (12/11/2009)
Arquebus

Heh... I prefer a portable pork chop launcher. 😀

--Jeff Moden

RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.

Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.

Helpful Links:
How to post code problems
How to Post Performance Problems
Create a Tally Function (fnTally)

SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281334 More actions · Answer 10

Pandora

Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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crookj SSChampion Points: 14075 More actions · Answer 11

crookj

SSChampion

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December 14, 2009 at 8:46 am

#1091999

Gymnasium.

S Hodkinson SSCertifiable Points: 7529 More actions · Answer 12

S Hodkinson

SSCertifiable

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December 14, 2009 at 8:54 am

#1092009

Headache

Madame Artois

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Chris Quinn-821458

Hall of Fame

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December 14, 2009 at 9:09 am

#1092023

ServerGoneTitsup!

Kit G SSCrazy Points: 2888 More actions · Answer 14

Kit G

SSCrazy

Points: 2888

December 14, 2009 at 9:24 am

#1092045

Stampede

-- Kit

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BEAR

Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
SQL RNNR
Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
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